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Re: British Gas
« Reply #105 on: October 30, 2008, 01:43:43 PM »
I am waiting for the Gas Man like. 2.00 he said. My hopes dwindle  sad24:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #106 on: October 30, 2008, 01:44:58 PM »
Acorn  sad24:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #107 on: October 30, 2008, 01:46:24 PM »
Acorn  sad24:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #108 on: October 30, 2008, 01:47:47 PM »
I am fookin bloo and freezin like
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #109 on: October 30, 2008, 01:51:11 PM »
I am fookin bloo and freezin like
Stony then...  noooo:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #110 on: October 30, 2008, 01:53:51 PM »
He's here  cloud9:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #111 on: October 30, 2008, 01:55:21 PM »
He's here  cloud9:
He won't have the right bits then...  noooo:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #112 on: October 30, 2008, 02:00:14 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #113 on: October 30, 2008, 02:05:02 PM »
PUT A FOOKIN JUMPER ON

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #114 on: October 30, 2008, 02:07:12 PM »
Don't worry Nick, any second now you'll hear the comforting 'woof' as the boiler fires up.

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #115 on: October 30, 2008, 02:07:36 PM »
I have five layers on at present evil:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #116 on: October 30, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »
Don't worry Nick, any second now you'll hear the comforting 'woof' as the boiler fires up.

It will take an hour he says  evil:

And since we have stone floors and such it will takew about 6 hours to rewarm the place  evil:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #117 on: October 30, 2008, 02:08:23 PM »
Have you wrapped yourself in the duvet?

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #118 on: October 30, 2008, 02:09:46 PM »
That may be next.But I will look like an idiot

I need warming by a large ample breasted wumman.

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If not, Growler could come round for a man hug,like  eeek:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #119 on: October 30, 2008, 02:35:20 PM »
Don't worry Nick, any second now you'll hear the comforting 'woof' as the boiler fires up.
More likely a huge "Whoooosh" as the house blows up!  whistle:
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