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Re: British Gas
« Reply #120 on: October 30, 2008, 02:47:19 PM »
At present that would be a blessing. If this don't werk out we are in the Travel Inn tonight evil:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #121 on: October 30, 2008, 02:47:41 PM »
Don't worry Nick, any second now you'll hear the comforting 'woof' as the boiler fires up.
More likely a huge "Whoooosh" as the house blows up!  whistle:

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(took long than I expected though)

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #122 on: October 30, 2008, 02:48:06 PM »
Bastardo! eveilgrin:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #123 on: October 30, 2008, 02:57:16 PM »
Don't worry Nick, any second now you'll hear the comforting 'woof' as the boiler fires up.
More likely a huge "Whoooosh" as the house blows up!  whistle:

Thank you BM. I feed the straight lines...

(took long than I expected though)
Sorry...  redface:

I was out walking the dog... I did keep my eyes to the north tho looking for the big explosion...  whistle:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #124 on: October 30, 2008, 03:00:27 PM »
 eeek:

If you expect to see the explosion then I'm likely to be in blast zone!

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #125 on: October 30, 2008, 03:07:34 PM »
eeek:

If you expect to see the explosion then I'm likely to be in blast zone!

Well... I figured the gas man was there... he prolly had some fireworks in the microwave house ready for next week, etc.

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #126 on: October 30, 2008, 04:15:44 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #127 on: October 30, 2008, 04:19:41 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #128 on: October 30, 2008, 06:10:43 PM »
No, the boiler exploded and the house is burning down, but at least Captain Calamity is warm now.  whistle:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #129 on: October 30, 2008, 07:03:31 PM »
No, the boiler exploded and the house is burning down, but at least Captain Calamity is warm now.  whistle:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #130 on: October 30, 2008, 07:15:41 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #131 on: October 30, 2008, 08:05:06 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #132 on: October 30, 2008, 09:15:48 PM »
Snuggley warm  cloud9:
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #133 on: October 30, 2008, 10:52:06 PM »
Snuggley warm  cloud9:

Thermostat is stuck.

Explosion around 3AM then. . .
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #134 on: May 20, 2009, 06:07:50 PM »
Anyhoo...

The gas boiler packed up in Windsor - it is bloody freezing here...

LL got a local man in last week to quote - spent hours and came up with some excellent ideas for changing the boiler, moving things around, etc. Came back today to go over it with me, discuss some options, etc. Can come next week, remove the old boiler, hot water tank, header tank and cold water tank... replace boiler in a different place, put a sink in the downstairs bog (where the old boiler was), replace a leaky radiator, change some other bits and pieces which are now illegal, etc.

British Gas man came this morning (to give an alternate quote)... was here five minutes (car parked on yellow lines)... promised to call back this arvo with a price... Of course he didn't call...  noooo:

Guess who is getting the werk...
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