Snoops me owld chump. I don't mean to take the piss really. I think it was just a bit of frustration creeping in due to my usual inability to comprehensively comprehend exactly what you are getting at.
You want to feel cool, not look it?
OK. After much thought and consideration I think the coin has dropped.
You need a car that simply makes you feel good, looks good and that you can enjoy driving in comfort, a bit like a couple of the Growler fleet that always puts a grin on my face, yes?
Still don't really know what to suggest without doing some research tbh. P'raps a questionaire should be completed to give us a true picture of your as near as damn it requirements?
You're on motability scheme iirc? What about reverting back to receiving the allowance every month rather than sacrificing it for a new car every 3 years?
That way you could purchase your own car, such as a Jag XJ....cheap enough presently for a reasonably late example with FSH, and also iirc, you still receive free road tax too?
Just a thought.