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Offline Snoopy

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EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« on: November 03, 2008, 01:04:27 PM »

1. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too.
2. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.
3. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
4. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
5. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
6. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
7. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
8. Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs Both.
9. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
10. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 03:20:27 PM »
In your dreams, sonny

My bathroom is virtually empty.Mrs Nick's is like branch of Boots. noooo:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2008, 03:48:34 PM »
They must be trained  whip:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2008, 04:04:01 PM »
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2008, 04:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 01:04:27 PM

1. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too. Mr Wench has more stuff than me as it is.
2. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.
And so it is.
3. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
I can't help it!
4. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
I try
5. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
Tried that this weekend, he has asked for a return to nagging
6. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
I don't drive so   lol:
7. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
PAH! I don't do housework
8. Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs Both.
See 6.
9. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
If I did that he would bitch about his shirts
10. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2008, 04:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
In your dreams, sonny

My bathroom is virtually empty.Mrs Nick's is like branch of Boots. noooo:

2 bathrooms?  cloud9:

Lend me a quid.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2008, 04:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 01:04:27 PM

1. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too. Mr Wench has more stuff than me as it is.
2. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.
And so it is.
3. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
I can't help it!
4. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
I try
5. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
Tried that this weekend, he has asked for a return to nagging
6. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
I don't drive so   lol:
7. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
PAH! I don't do housework
8. Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs Both.
See 6.
9. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
If I did that he would bitch about his shirts
10. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
 evil:

Good to get the female perspective on things  whistle:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 04:51:40 PM »
Quote from: TG on November 03, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
In your dreams, sonny

My bathroom is virtually empty.Mrs Nick's is like branch of Boots. noooo:

2 bathrooms?  cloud9:

Lend me a quid.

Mrs Nick has a bathroom ~ Nick flutters in the bird bath.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM »
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 05:03:14 PM »
Why did the plumber damn nearly faint when I asked him to fit a bidet?
Why, in the UK, does a bidet cost four times as much as a Wc and cistern?


I can tell you why one bathroom per family is considered normal in the UK ~ someone has to clean the bloody things. Having had houses with two and three bathrooms in the past I am happy with one bathroom and two lavatories to clean thanks.
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
We've got four bathrooms and a guest bog too...  noooo:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2008, 06:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
We've got four bathrooms and a guest bog too...  noooo:

It may have escaped your notice but you are not in the UK  ::)
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2008, 06:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
We've got four bathrooms and a guest bog too...  noooo:

It may have escaped your notice but you are not in the UK  ::)
No it hadn't... I thought we were willy waving? I have an outside shower too...  whistle:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2008, 06:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
We've got four bathrooms and a guest bog too...  noooo:

Do you have water for them though?  rubschin:
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Re: EVENING CLASSES FOR WIMMIN
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2008, 06:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2008, 06:07:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
Why is it considered normal in the uk to only have a family bathroom and possibly a seperate loo? In Spain it would be considered unsanitary! We all have our own bathrooms at Casa Wench.
We've got four bathrooms and a guest bog too...  noooo:

Do you have water for them though?  rubschin:

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Below the belt JOM but a nice one for all that!
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