Gives a whole new meaning to 'fly tipping'

[Grumpmeister]

Why dump them at the side of the road, surely you could just dump them in a bin bag and shove them out with the rubbish or add thm to a neighbours? 

A 32-year-old man who dumped a blow-up doll and sex toys at the side of the road has been fined £75.

Council officials in Carmarthenshire were able to trace the man from an address found with the items in a lay-by on the outskirts of Llanelli.

The man, who has not been named, admitted fly-tipping when questioned.

A spokesman said: "Due to the sensitive nature of the waste, and the fact that it was a small amount, we decided to issue a fixed penalty notice".

Area environmental officer Paul Morris said he hoped the fine, which the man had agreed to pay, would act as a deterrent to others.

"We would like to reiterate that fly-tipping is a criminal offence and anyone caught will be prosecuted," he added.

[Uncle Mort]

...were able to trace the man from an address found with the items

Sometimes I despair at my fellow man's stupidity.

[Nick]

I spose you'd be more careful, like 

[Uncle Mort]

course I is.

[Snoopy]

Presumably a blow up sheep.

[Grumpmeister]

course I is.

You'd leave someone else's address then.. 

[Barman]

At least they didn't have to trace him from his DNA... 

[Bar Wench]

course I is.

You'd leave someone else's address then.. 

 

[Nick]

Mr B Wench
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Wenchworld
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