Voters go to polls in Glenrothes

[Barman]

Can they kick the Gogon out do you think...?

[Bar Wench]

They can, whether they will is an entirely different sporran of mars bars.

[Barman]

They can, whether they will is an entirely different sporran of mars bars.

Thanks for that in-depth analysis of the electoral process... 

[Bar Wench]

I do try.

[Uncle Mort]

yes, we do find you trying 

[Bar Wench]

Most folks do. 

[Barman]

Anyhoo... 

Can they hold the seat? 

[Bar Wench]

They can, whether they will is an entirely different sporran of mars bars.

[Uncle Mort]

They should do as they have a big enough majority but...

[Barman]

They can, whether they will is an entirely different sporran of mars bars.

[Bar Wench]

Wot? 

[Barman]

Wot? 

 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Pastis]

I suspect that Labour will take it but with a vastly reduced majority. If this had taken place before the meltdown they'd have been out on their ear. Trouble is some people seem to believe that Supergordo is doing a good job  

[Barman]

I suspect that Labour will take it but with a vastly reduced majority. If this had taken place before the meltdown they'd have been out on their ear. Trouble is some people seem to believe that Supergordo is doing a good job  

That's my feeling too - what a pisser...