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Offline Pastis

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Your local community forum
« on: November 07, 2008, 05:25:38 PM »
I quite like the local community forums (or fora if you prefer), but mostly for the wrong reasons  redface:

This posting sums up a current drama and dilemma which invites speculation  eyes:

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I have a stella fidge for sale, like in the picture below:
It's in good condition and is in full working order. I've just moved in with my partner and it doesn't fit in her plat, hence the need to sell. I'm looking for £40 O.N.O.
Let me know if you're interested. One free chilled beer for the buyer :-)


Should that be "her place" or "her flat"? Perhaps plat has a meaning unknown to me?  rubschin:

Anyway, at this point she's clearly wearing the trousers in this blossoming relationship and laying down the law. I shall have to watch out for further offered goods from this poster  ;)
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 07:09:33 PM »
The poor deluded sucker clearly believes that this is love and all that bollox. If he would only listen we could tell him the beer fridge will prove more reliable in the end and will not fill his life with tat.
My advice ~ keep the fridge, buy a fishing rod and ditch the girlfriend.
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 08:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 07:09:33 PM
The poor deluded sucker clearly believes that this is love and all that bollox. If he would only listen we could tell him the beer fridge will prove more reliable in the end and will not fill his life with tat.
My advice ~ keep the fridge, buy a fishing rod and ditch the girlfriend.
You hopeless old romantic.  ;)
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 06:44:41 PM »
Well, nobody's offered to buy it yet. But a few comments like:

"Don't be a wuss. You can stand the telly on it!"

"Does it get Sky?"

Oh, and some geek who wants to know it's got a thermostat  ::)
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 07:22:17 PM »
I made Mr Wench get rid of his.  redface:
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 08:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 08, 2008, 07:22:17 PM
I made Mr Wench get rid of his.  redface:
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What did Snoopy say again?
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 09:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 08, 2008, 07:22:17 PM
I made Mr Wench get rid of his.  redface:


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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 05:15:14 PM »
I let him keep his repulsive orange paisley laz-ee boy chair though!  sick2:
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 05:41:56 PM »
ANd what did he let you keep?
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 05:48:04 PM »
A photography student is looking for models  eeek:

She ( eyes:) says she's doing a project on sexuality and intimacy but reassures the readers that she's a complete prude! So, there won't be any of that Page 3 stuff, as she puts it. Allegedly it's in the name of art.  rubschin:

There's also a woman seeking advice on thinning hair... someone has suggested that she paints little rabbits on her head because from a distance, rabbits can look like...
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 06:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
ANd what did he let you keep?
Her virginity...?  redface:
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2008, 06:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 09, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
A photography student is looking for models  eeek:

She ( eyes:) says she's doing a project on sexuality and intimacy but reassures the readers that she's a complete prude! So, there won't be any of that Page 3 stuff, as she puts it. Allegedly it's in the name of art.  rubschin:

There's also a woman seeking advice on thinning hair... someone has suggested that she paints little rabbits on her head because from a distance, rabbits can look like...
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2008, 06:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
ANd what did he let you keep?

My tat! I don't think he really realised quite how bad it was.  redface: When we were house sharing a lot of it was in storage.  redface: It was only when we actually moved and choose a place together that he realised quite how bad it was.


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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 06:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 09, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
ANd what did he let you keep?

My tat! I don't think he really realised quite how bad it was.  redface: When we were house sharing a lot of it was in storage.  redface: It was only when we actually moved and choose a place together that he realised quite how bad it was.


No doubt he was a bit shocked by boxes of cables too...?  whistle:
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Re: Your local community forum
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2008, 06:51:44 PM »
It was only a small carrier bag when we first met. It is only the last three or four years that it has massed into boxes.  redface:
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