July the 20th you say...bugger I am still in the country
Are we going to have a delayed 50 th birthday party
A birthday party you say...? In my honour....
Dancing gerls and stuff... a huge cake with a busty blond jumping out of it....
Free booze, a big dead fish cooked by Pastis... Fine foods from around the world... chips...
Hundreds of expensive gifts chosen from a John Lewis gift card thing - all from the gadget/technology department...
Being collected in a DB9 by a female chauffeur, topless with mahoosive jugs...?
Hmmnnn you could talk me into it like....