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Offline Snoopy

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2008, 04:12:29 PM »
But he does seem to have a large salary and probably doesn't stink of turps.
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2008, 04:13:03 PM »
Wenchy!  Shame on you!

I didn't think you were so mercenary.


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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2008, 04:15:27 PM »
As soon as she see her name on your will I would imagine.  whistle:
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2008, 04:17:39 PM »
Wenchy!  Shame on you!

I didn't think you were so mercenary.


(what time do you finish work?)

See you in Harrods Champagne and Oyster bar at 6pm. I'll be the one with an alluring smile you'll be the one waving your gold card.  eyes:

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2008, 04:18:37 PM »
Nothing. Not even a willy to wave.  noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop...  whistle:

How soon we forget!

I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!

And a digital camera...?

And a huge 3½ carat diamond engagement ring...?

I have a digital camera but nothing mega, and certainly no 31/2 carat diamond ring. Not yet anyway. Unless Uncle Mort and I come to some sort of an arrangement!  eyes:

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But Uncle doesn't have a cinema...  noooo:

Neither do you! You have a cupboard with a portable dvd player!

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2008, 04:19:16 PM »
They'll never let him in there ~ not in that flat 'at ~ and who will look after his whippet?
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2008, 04:27:17 PM »
Harrods Champagne and Oyster

Do they sell mild in 'alfs like?

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2008, 04:29:35 PM »
I am sure once you start splashing the cash around you can have whatever beverage your heart desires.

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2008, 04:31:48 PM »
Champion!


Dartboard? shall I bring me dominos?

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2008, 04:34:12 PM »
 rubschin:


I don't think I am going to be able to make it after all. I have remembered that my sock drawer is in urgent need of rearranging.

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2008, 04:34:48 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2008, 04:35:46 PM »
You need a man with his own cinema Wenchy - and no whippet...  whistle:
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2008, 04:37:17 PM »
This portable dvd player and cupboard then. Is the cupboard furnished with a panic button or an ejector seat?  eyes:

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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2008, 04:40:49 PM »
This portable dvd player and cupboard then. Is the cupboard furnished with a panic button or an ejector seat?  eyes:
Nope... and you'll need neither...  eyes:
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Re: 'Willy wavers' thread.
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2008, 04:43:02 PM »
 eeek:

I am beginning to think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.

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