The all new gaffes and foot in mouth thread

[Darwins Selection]

We await reports of your top gaffe 

It must involve clotted cream and lard. .

[Nick]

I am assisting Mrs Nick with a project at her university. She has said that it would be impossible to work together (correct) but that I will liaise with one of her colleagues "You are the same personality type as him," she said.

"What's he like?" I asked.
"Can't stand him."

 

[Snoopy]

I am assisting Mrs Nick with a project at her university. She has said that it would be impossible to work together (correct) but that I will liaise with one of her colleagues "You are the same personality type as him," she said.

"What's he like?" I asked.
"Can't stand him."

 

  Fvcking classic!

But we love you 

[Darwins Selection]

I am assisting Mrs Nick with a project at her university. She has said that it would be impossible to work together (correct) but that I will liaise with one of her colleagues "You are the same personality type as him," she said.

"What's he like?" I asked.
"Can't stand him."

 

  Fvcking classic!

But we love you 

In a wholesome, masculine, comradely kind of way, naturally.

[Snoopy]

I am assisting Mrs Nick with a project at her university. She has said that it would be impossible to work together (correct) but that I will liaise with one of her colleagues "You are the same personality type as him," she said.

"What's he like?" I asked.
"Can't stand him."

 

  Fvcking classic!

But we love you 

In a wholesome, masculine, comradely kind of way, naturally.

Naturally

[Miss Demeanour]

Introducing Michael Watson onto a stage some time after his fight with Eubank (whilst he was still in wheelchair) and fillingin the long gap by announcing "maybe he's done a runner " 

Saying the wrong name at the wrong time ....but we've all done that haven't we 

Confirming invite to a surprise party by email and copying in the birthday girl by mistake 


And the list goes on 

[Nick]

Introducing Michael Watson onto a stage some time after his fight with Eubank (whilst he was still in wheelchair) and fillingin the long gap by announcing "maybe he's done a runner "

 

 


Pray continue

[Barman]

Introducing Michael Watson onto a stage some time after his fight with Eubank (whilst he was still in wheelchair) and fillingin the long gap by announcing "maybe he's done a runner " 

Saying the wrong name at the wrong time ....but we've all done that haven't we 

Confirming invite to a surprise party by email and copying in the birthday girl by mistake 


And the list goes on 

[Nick]

As previously reported, e mailing a young woman I had never met in a rather PC organisation and asking her if "she was busy", but writing "busty" by mistake.

She went bonkers

[Miss Demeanour]

One of the members of my team had circulated a Theasurus of profanities to his friends...was very funny but obviously triggered the IT Support Defcom 3 button.

As his manger I was then sent an email from our IT dept stating that action was required against this officer as he had sent an email containing:
24 F**K
6 c***
32 Ar**holes
21 Bas***d

and the list literally went on for over a page but they had not put in the asterisk's

Was hysterical .... so what did I do...forward their email to my mate (externally) ....D'oh !!!!!!!!!   

[Nick]

Pressing Reply All instead of Reply in an e mail making invidious comparisons between the physical characteristics of 2 women at a meeting 

[Nick]

I wonder if BM has ever made any gaffes 

[Snoopy]

I wonder if BM has ever made any gaffes 

 

[Nick]

I wonder if BM has ever made any gaffes 

 

Perhaps LL could tell us some of them, like

[Snoopy]

I once met the MD coming into the building as I was sidling out.
"Where are you off to?" he asked
"To get a haircut" I replied
"In company time?"
"Well it grows in company fvcking time"

MY next appraisal was not good.