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Offline Snoopy

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On Line Nookie
« on: November 14, 2008, 03:14:26 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 03:18:01 PM »
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First you need to buy genitals," says technology journalist Adrian Mars, explaining the process in Second Life. "You start off with no genitals and then you buy some. These objects can do all sorts of things. You can have ones that ejaculate at the right moment.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 03:19:42 PM »
Somehow I had a feeling you would pick that bit out.   point:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 03:20:42 PM »
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 03:22:03 PM »
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:

Again no surprises there.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 03:22:29 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 03:25:29 PM »
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:

Again no surprises there.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 03:28:04 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 03:28:17 PM »
The couple in question were pictured in the Independent. Two of the biggest lard-arses you've ever seen. The man's avatar "Dave Barmy" looks like a Miami drug dealer.

Priceless!

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 03:29:48 PM »
The couple in question were pictured in the Independent. Two of the biggest lard-arses you've ever seen. The man's avatar "Dave Barmy" looks like a Miami drug dealer.

Priceless!



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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 03:34:13 PM »
I just flicked through the Sky News pictures.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 03:35:22 PM »
Quite worrying aren't they.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 03:41:52 PM »
Not worrying - sad.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 03:47:55 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

Isn't the plural 'Penes' ?
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