On Line Nookie

[Bar Wench]

It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

That pretty much finished in the 80s didn't it.

[Barman]

It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

But buying wank mags from the top shelf was a bit embarrassing... 

[Snoopy]

It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

That pretty much finished in the 80s didn't it.

S'pose so.

Mind it was cheaper too. 5/- to get in, 2/10 for a G&T for the bird, 1/8 for a pint fer yerself and Robert was a close male relative ~ then came the seventies and it was all New Pence and "Discos". I gave up and shagged the wife's girl friends after that.

[TG]

It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

..and then, years later, spend hours on the internet.

Lets open this up, or start a new thread. How did you get introduced to the internet? as opposed to just using a computer?

[TG]

The internet certainly gave free rein to punctuation pedants didn't it? 

[Snoopy]

And a lot of pornography I am told/

[TG]

And a lot of pornography I am told/

Porn on the internet? Urban myth.

[Snoopy]

Loth of urban myths without their clothing

[TG]

{engage spelling nazi mode} Loth? Have you been drinking again? {disengage and go Offy}

[Snoopy]

{engage spelling nazi mode} Loth? Have you been drinking again? {disengage and go Offy}

You would prefer Lotth? It is meant to be Lots said with a lisp

[Snoopy]

Anyway ~ haven't you any flooring to be cut and lain or painting to finish or tea to cook or something.

Bloody troublemaker ~ I knew this would happen once you had time on your hands.

[Pastis]

It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

..and then, years later, spend hours on the internet.

Lets open this up, or start a new thread. How did you get introduced to the internet? as opposed to just using a computer?

I think it must have been around early to mid 90's. I had a contract with the Burton Group (as was) and I had to be on email etc. There was an intolerable young woman who used to keep phoning me up asking if I'd received her email yet? 

It turned out she thought I was on the internal intranet ... which of course I wasn't being an external contractor 

I think I was using an early Mac version of IE and using search engines like Alta Vista and Excite; all very new and amazing stuff 

[Snoopy]

CAUTION THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SPLIT
POSTS CONCERNING YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET CAN BE FOUND, AT TG'S REQUEST, IN THE COMPUTER SUITE

[Nick]

Why?

[Pastis]

And I was just going to tell a story about online nookie...