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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2008, 06:20:08 PM »
And I was just going to tell a story about online nookie...  angry041:

On line nookie belongs here.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2008, 06:21:12 PM »
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2008, 07:08:56 PM »
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:

What is this 'envelope' thing of which you speak?
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2008, 07:11:51 PM »
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:

What is this 'envelope' thing of which you speak?

 rubschin: I can see I'll have to get the boys to collect.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2008, 07:19:19 PM »
Steady on, no need to send the boys round.  scared2:

I like fried eggs with black pepper on.  cloud9:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM »
Steady on, no need to send the boys round.  scared2:

I like fried eggs with black pepper on.  cloud9:

So do I ~ between two slices of fresh bread. Eggs must be sunny side up.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2008, 07:25:54 PM »
Indeed, and runny.

Cyberspace lacks (see how how I got back on topic there?) certain things does it not?
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2008, 07:31:21 PM »
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2008, 07:39:15 PM »
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?

Are you trying to get me killed?












































Thats my avatar sorted, now what about hers?  rubschin:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2008, 07:41:56 PM »
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?

Are you trying to get me killed?


As if  whistle:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2008, 07:42:34 PM »
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #56 on: November 14, 2008, 07:49:17 PM »
I'd look like Kate Beckinsale.  cloud9:

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #57 on: November 14, 2008, 07:51:03 PM »
OK
My ideal woman (Based on looks ~ notice her mouth is shut)



as for my self image I can't improve on



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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2008, 08:15:56 PM »
I'd look like Kate Beckinsale.  cloud9:

'Underworld' Beckinsdale or 'Pearl Harbour' Beckinsdale?
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #59 on: November 14, 2008, 08:18:53 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?