Sorry. Been out all...ish day
painting me portacabin.
Quite simply, whilst I was still at Swamp 1 back in July, I decided to change a leaky shocky whilst waiting for a cussie like, like you do like.
In order to gain easier access to said shocky, I decided that I needed to turn the lock over a bit, so leaned in through the open window to turn the motor over to activate the power steering.
Unfortunately, I failed to check that I'd left it in neutral though, and being in low ratio, and as the engine started, the car instantly drove itself off at approx 5 mph leaving me standing there with a gaping gob of disbelief, before coming to a sudden halt by ramming into the back of my other car.
Probably the daftest and most expensive self damage thing I've ever done to meself.