Got rammed last night

[Nick]

Mrs Nick? 

Trouble is she knows I won it, like

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick? 

Trouble is she knows I won it, like

Nephews, Nieces, Sister's in Law ~ there must be someone you know, don't like and who already has one ~ so give them this cheapo giveaway from Boots and and enjoy them trying to look as if they really wanted it. A win-win for Nick I'd have thought and at no cost.

[Nick]

The Boy has entered vocal and lengthy negotiations 

[Snoopy]

Well give him the bloody thing, it was free, it won't last beyond Christmas and it will keep him quiet. You did say you had two of them now anyway.

[Just One More]

I admire Growler's honesty but it would be as well to get checked out by the doctor ~ sometimes a delayed reaction or injury can show up and a medical report from now would be useful to follow up any subsequent claim. You have up to 6 years I believe.

As Snoopy says, get it checked out. I believe whiplash can show itself up to 24 hours later. You have up to three years to lodge a claim

[Snoopy]

I admire Growler's honesty but it would be as well to get checked out by the doctor ~ sometimes a delayed reaction or injury can show up and a medical report from now would be useful to follow up any subsequent claim. You have up to 6 years I believe.

As Snoopy says, get it checked out. I believe whiplash can show itself up to 24 hours later. You have up to three years to lodge a claim

Well I knew there was a time limit ~ 6 years is probably the time limit for claiming a tax refund or summat.

[The Moan Ranger]

Get yourself to hospital Growler. Don't be embarrassed like this chap...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

[Snoopy]

Get yourself to hospital Growler. Don't be embarrassed like this chap...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

Perhaps somebody wanted to stop him giving a sermon on Sunday ~ you know like putting sugar in his petrol tank

[Nick]

Fell onto the kitchen table while hanging curtians in the nude and the potato entered his bottom.

I am sure such things happen all the time.





















 

[Barman]

Is there a "chip off the old block" joke in here somewhere...? 

[Nick]

No, but it is on topic!

[Snoopy]

Not related is he Nick? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Not related is he Nick? 

Why? Does Nick have a propensity to insert vegetables into himself? 

[Nick]

Only orally 

[Snoopy]

Not related is he Nick? 

Why? Does Nick have a propensity to insert vegetables into himself? 

Not that I know of but you must admit that Nick has more than a normal share of accidents and weird things happening to him and those around him.