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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2008, 01:19:39 PM »
Not related is he Nick?  whistle:

Why? Does Nick have a propensity to insert vegetables into himself?  rubschin:
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2008, 01:22:48 PM »
I have never had an incident with any vegetable. OK?

I still have a small scar after an accident with a bicycle pump.
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2008, 01:27:13 PM »
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2008, 02:01:46 PM »
I have never had an incident with any vegetable. OK?

I still have a small scar after an accident with a bicycle pump.

Of course, no vegetables... right-oh message received loud and clear...  happy088















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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2008, 03:50:55 PM »
Cue DS with some far fetched stuff about turnips  noooo:
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2008, 03:57:08 PM »
Cue DS with some far fetched stuff about turnips  noooo:

They are of a size that renders them unsuitable for sexual abuse.

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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2008, 04:20:39 PM »
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »
Sorry. Been out all...ish day painting me portacabin.

Quite simply, whilst I was still at Swamp 1 back in July, I decided to change a leaky shocky whilst waiting for a cussie like, like you do like. ::)

In order to gain easier access to said shocky, I decided that I needed to turn the lock over a bit, so leaned in through the open window to turn the motor over to activate the power steering.
Unfortunately, I failed to check that I'd left it in neutral though, and being in low ratio, and as the engine started, the car instantly drove itself off at approx 5 mph leaving me standing there with a gaping gob of disbelief, before coming to a sudden halt by ramming into the back of my other car. sad32:

Probably the daftest and most expensive self damage thing I've ever done to meself.

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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2008, 06:18:32 PM »
Hey Growler ~ shit happens.
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2008, 06:34:34 PM »
Very suitable for the gaffes 'n' stuff thread Growler  happy088
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2008, 07:54:26 PM »
I suggest you sue yerself,like
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2008, 08:17:59 PM »
Sorry. Been out all...ish day painting me portacabin.

Quite simply, whilst I was still at Swamp 1 back in July, I decided to change a leaky shocky whilst waiting for a cussie like, like you do like. ::)

In order to gain easier access to said shocky, I decided that I needed to turn the lock over a bit, so leaned in through the open window to turn the motor over to activate the power steering.
Unfortunately, I failed to check that I'd left it in neutral though, and being in low ratio, and as the engine started, the car instantly drove itself off at approx 5 mph leaving me standing there with a gaping gob of disbelief, before coming to a sudden halt by ramming into the back of my other car. sad32:

Probably the daftest and most expensive self damage thing I've ever done to meself.

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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2008, 05:24:45 PM »
This car of mine is haunted, along with the smoke alarm. scared2:

It's just taken upon itself after half an hour of being parked up, to roll itseld down the path and smash into the garage door whch is now split wide open. cussing:
Sitting here reading quietly I was.  eeek:
I no longer need to go to the bog for a dump.

Good job the garage door was closed actually, or you'd have seen it on the screen.

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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2008, 05:31:50 PM »
Sue yerself!
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Re: Got rammed last night
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2008, 05:35:44 PM »
And the whiplash?
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