TVless

[GROWLER]

It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. 
Carboard box beckons next.

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose.

[Bar Wench]

Mother and Granny Wench both watch it. 

Why is 'puter in the garage like?

[GROWLER]

Mother and Granny Wench both watch it. 

Why is 'puter in the garage like?

Cus it's the only place for a bit of peace and quiet and a smoke, but I have to open the up and over door to let the 'stink' out or face the wroth of the Moosei's fury.
It gets bloody cold in here, and it's going to get even colder later on this week apparently, with even the possibility of snow blowing in through the door.

I could be the first 'live' ..alledgedly...snowman to ever to post in 'ere!

[Bar Wench]

Ahhhh, still on the smokes then! You lucky bastard!

[Nick]

So your computer is effectively outside the house 

[GROWLER]

So your computer is effectively outside the house 

Yes Wenchy. Rollies @50p a day. Try them. 

Yes Nick. I'm in effect typing away outside with 3 walls around me...even now.
They all pop in occassionaly to see if 'the Tramp' is still alive, and bring me a cuppa to warm me 'ands like. So sweey of them ey?

[Barman]

It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. 
Carboard box beckons next.

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose.

 

[Snoopy]

It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. 
Carboard box beckons next.

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose.

 

Eco friendly funeral ~ that's what I want 

[Nick]

Compost heap then?

[Snoopy]

Suits me.

[Nick]

People could throw in worms, like confetti at a wedding, like 

[Snoopy]

I won't actually notice.

[GROWLER]

Couldn't give a stuff tbh. Almost has some sort of appeal. 

I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately, as me fingers are suffering from frost bite, and me 'ed's a bit nippy like too.
Please accept my apologies. Thinking is even becoming a tad difficult.

Bloody warmer outside than it is in this 'fridge'.

Thermals are coming out tonight, as is meyat.
Can hardly control the great and exciting anticipation of 20:00 hours tonight and for the next 12 days.

[Darwins Selection]

I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately

 


 

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. 

[GROWLER]

I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately

 


 

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. 

Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it? 

Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw.