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The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« on: November 16, 2008, 12:52:49 PM »
Your task is to submit suitable illustrations and greetings messages (rhyming if you wish) for a new range of "Happy Menopause" cards.

There could be money in this!  ;)
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 01:00:21 PM »
You're too late ~ it's been done

http://www.4honeybunch2.com/html/cards1.html
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 01:02:21 PM »
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 01:09:50 PM »
Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 02:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 01:09:50 PM
Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?

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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 02:20:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 01:09:50 PM
Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?

Other wimmin?
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 02:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2008, 02:20:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 01:09:50 PM
Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?

Other wimmin?

In my experience no they can't ~ what they can do is make excuses for one another.  whistle:
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2008, 02:38:40 PM »
So it's a sort of mental illness then  rubschin:
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2008, 02:52:48 PM »
Well they certainly seem to be in denial most of the time.


Actually I've always assumed that Menopause has a letter missing. Should it not read Men On Pause?
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2008, 02:53:32 PM »
Maybe they could have hormone treatment. Or electric shoks. Or drink more beer.

If we could cure them of wimmin-ness we might get along better. Like with dogs, like
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2008, 03:10:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 02:52:48 PM
Well they certainly seem to be in denial most of the time.


Actually I've always assumed that Menopause has a letter missing. Should it not read Men On Pause?
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 04:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
Maybe they could have hormone treatment.

HRT    Very, very  scared2:
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2008, 04:38:31 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
Maybe they could have hormone treatment.

HRT    Very, very  scared2:

Very  scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2008, 04:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 04:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
Maybe they could have hormone treatment.

HRT    Very, very  scared2:

Very  scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.

And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures  scared2:
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Re: The ALL NEW Happy Menopause thread
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2008, 04:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 04:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
Maybe they could have hormone treatment.

HRT    Very, very  scared2:

Very  scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.

And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures  scared2:
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