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Offline Nick

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Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« on: November 17, 2008, 08:11:14 AM »
1.Frightful night. Dreamt I was drafted in to do stand up for an audience of pensioners who had booked to see Norman Wisdom  eeek: I was terrrible and they all left.

2. Then I spent some time killing a Chelsea supporter with a boulder (what was that about?)

2. Staggered down this morning and investigated the contents of a large bag of stuff that Mrs Nick had got cheap from the marketing the other day. She has bought a packet of OMO  eeek:

And now Scotland related work beckons  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 08:42:03 AM »
<American accent on>

"Have a nice day now"

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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 08:55:32 AM »
Normal Nick day then?
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 09:13:02 AM »
No sleep.
What sleep I did get was nightmare ridden
Then I would be awoken by Mr Wench's cacophony of sniffling.
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 09:26:22 AM »
Interesting nightmares like? I was convinced both of mine were real when I woke up screaming  eeek:
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 09:29:09 AM »
Didn't some 60's SciFi film start with everybody getting nightmares?

Except the hero who hadn't been probed, altered or what ever the aliens did to them.

I feel fine after a peaceful night. . .
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 09:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:26:22 AM
Interesting nightmares like? I was convinced both of mine were real when I woke up screaming  eeek:

Reoccurring ones. I've had them since I was a kid and they only come out to play when I already have enough to deal with.  noooo:
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 09:37:30 AM »
But do they involve crocodiles?
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 09:37:48 AM »
No, one involves wolves though.
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 09:38:20 AM »
Ah, pointy teeth
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 09:40:33 AM »
BANG BANG on the door.

Effing piano tuner! She never mentioned that!  evil:

Plink, plink  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 09:49:09 AM »
You seem to have the piano tuner at your house an awful lot.
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 09:54:36 AM »
Maybe it was a mix up with the OMO  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 10:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:49:09 AM
You seem to have the piano tuner at your house an awful lot.

You are confusing Nick's piano tuner with mine I think.
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Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 10:10:53 AM »
Well why does yours come round so often then!
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