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One of our current adverts
« on: November 17, 2008, 12:03:39 PM »
http://home.ereceptionist.co.uk/s/r/phone-system?source_ID=1105&gclid=COiB9uWU_JYCFRSO1Qod8XGjYQ

Is all about replacing your receptionist with an automated system. They claim it will make your small business more efficient, satisfy your customers quickly and save you money. All very laudable ~ but have they thought this through?

Can you flirt with it in quiet moments, will it do your photocopying as well, can it nip out for your sandwiches at lunchtime and most importantly can you shag it at the Christmas Party ~ Eh? Eh?
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 12:14:02 PM »
Wenchy would lose her job  eveilgrin:
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 12:14:16 PM »
Can they filter out all the unwanted sales calls?

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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 12:17:36 PM »
Can they filter out all the unwanted sales calls?

As an ex salesman ~ why would they want to?

For most Directors meeting sales reps is the only way they can gain any up to date information.

Serious head < GPs, once they have completed their training need never attend another learning experience until they retire ~ it is only the sales reps from the medical companies that keep them up to date > end of serious head.

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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 12:40:46 PM »
Because it is all a load of crap!

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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 12:44:08 PM »
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 12:44:49 PM »
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 12:47:04 PM »
You were right though!
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 12:48:18 PM »
There is no swing! Today is all going to be  cussing: sad24: cussing:

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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 12:48:46 PM »
Consistently horrid then. OK
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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 12:49:57 PM »
Rage followed by sadness followed by rage.

Mood swings in my book.

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Re: One of our current adverts
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 06:40:23 PM »
Can they filter out all the unwanted sales calls?

That's easy Wenchy, add the number to the TPS.  eyes:
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