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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #60 on: November 20, 2008, 07:18:57 PM »
Can we have a minister for CAKES, chocolate and smokes please?

I propose

The Honourable Ken Clarke MP
Also Director of Tobacco Company
Has consistently voted against ID cards, the smoking ban,student top-up fees, the hunting ban, the Iraq war and very clearly likes cakes and chocolate. Also a jazz fan who wears suede shoes. An all round good egg with loads of experience.

Seconded by me and thirded by Mrs TMR (to be).  cloud9:

When are you 2 tying the effing knot?
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2008, 08:36:48 PM »
....and when are you f'in off again? Banghead

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2008, 08:37:33 PM »
Fancy a pint?











tomorrow
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2008, 08:53:33 PM »
Fancy a pint?











tomorrow

Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2008, 09:32:22 PM »
Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

Marzipan is the invention of the Devil  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2008, 09:46:29 PM »
Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

Marzipan is the invention of the Devil  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

I know, and I don't care. I absolutely luv it, and nick slices of it raw when Mrs GROWLER isn't looking when she's doin' the cake. cloud9:


Errr, what's this all got to do with JS anyway, or has the NICK been in here diverting the topic again? ::)

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #66 on: November 21, 2008, 05:59:22 AM »
Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

Marzipan is the invention of the Devil  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Seconded...  noooo:
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #67 on: November 21, 2008, 08:21:27 AM »
Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

Marzipan is the invention of the Devil  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Seconded...  noooo:
Thirded.  sick2:
Oily, nut-flavoured chamois leather.

Growler my boy, you are clearly a different species.
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #68 on: November 21, 2008, 08:40:57 AM »
Friday night is shopping night.
I'm currently heavily stocking up on Morrisons Crimbo CAKE  cloud9: only £2.99 and 6" diameter coated in marzipan and icing with cherries too, and with a sprig of plastic holly....just in case it runs out like.

Marzipan is the invention of the Devil  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Seconded...  noooo:
Thirded.  sick2:
Oily, nut-flavoured chamois leather.

Growler my boy, you are clearly a different species.

Correct.


Chucked the mould, (or should that be mold  confused: ) out when they built me. angel1

Mold! That's where me 'ill is! cloud9:
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #69 on: November 21, 2008, 08:58:27 AM »
I like marzipan. Can't stand almonds but luuurrrrrve marzipan.  cloud9:

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #70 on: November 21, 2008, 08:59:44 AM »
I like marzipan. Can't stand almonds but luuurrrrrve marzipan.  cloud9:

I am so disappointed in you.  noooo:
I mostly despair

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #71 on: November 21, 2008, 09:02:32 AM »
I like marzipan. Can't stand almonds but luuurrrrrve marzipan.  cloud9:

I am so disappointed in you.  noooo:

I'm not. She's agreed with me TWICE this week now!! cloud9:

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #72 on: November 21, 2008, 09:03:44 AM »
Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse scared2:

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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #73 on: November 21, 2008, 09:04:20 AM »
I like marzipan. Can't stand almonds but luuurrrrrve marzipan.  cloud9:

I am so disappointed in you.  noooo:

I'm not. She's agreed with me TWICE this week now!! cloud9:
What did you think I was disappointed about?
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Re: John Sergeant
« Reply #74 on: November 21, 2008, 09:17:35 AM »
I like marzipan. Can't stand almonds but luuurrrrrve marzipan.  cloud9:

I am so disappointed in you.  noooo:

I'm not. She's agreed with me TWICE this week now!! cloud9:
What did you think I was disappointed about?

Liking marzipan like of course. ::)

Some other deep and hidden meaning in your message then? eeek: