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Difference
« on: November 20, 2008, 04:25:59 PM »


Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?


A:  You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Re: Difference
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 07:17:02 PM »
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Re: Difference
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 08:52:50 AM »
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Re: Difference
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 09:04:47 AM »
So that's why Mr Wench went off for the weekend, like
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Re: Difference
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 09:09:08 AM »
So that's why Mr Wench went off for the weekend, like
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Re: Difference
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 09:12:11 AM »
Nope! He knows better than to leave me alone then!

Besides I can be negotiated with. Approach me clutching chocolate, dvds and a promise to cook dinner and  I am likely to let you live.

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Re: Difference
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 09:13:46 AM »
Nope! He knows better than to leave me alone then!

Besides I can be negotiated with. Approach me clutching chocolate, dvds and a promise to cook dinner and  I am likely to let you live.
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Re: Difference
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 09:23:20 AM »
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Where's the choccy DS?

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Re: Difference
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 11:19:05 AM »
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Re: Difference
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 11:19:36 AM »
She'll be licking her screen now  noooo:
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Re: Difference
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 11:27:10 AM »
She'll be licking her screen now  noooo:

Make a change from the window
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Re: Difference
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 11:28:27 AM »
I do wish we could hear Mr Wench's woes. I bet he is a bit Growler-ish
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Re: Difference
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 11:58:08 AM »
Cake, like?
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Re: Difference
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 11:58:33 AM »
Persecuted by his family and reduced to living in a box  noooo:
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Re: Difference
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 11:59:17 AM »
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