Quandary. Need help

[Snoopy]

Why not invite him outside for a smoke and twat him one?

"He walked into a door ogling a bit of crumpet" should get you out of trouble and him in it.

[GROWLER]

And If you follow Wench's advice take your BiL to one side and tell him to back off. He sounds like a bully. They always back off.

Nah, he's not a bully, just a cock of a jock, and tbh I would have punched his slitty little eyes out by now if I thought I could get away with it.
Can't though , can you.

You wanna hear the sarcasm aimed at me and my tribe when he gets pissed.
This is one of the reasons I try and keep away tbh....to keep the peace in case I finally snap. I cannot believe just how patient I've been so far.
It'll happen one day, I'm sure of it.

[Nick]

In that case DON'T GO!

[GROWLER]

In that case DON'T GO!

Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes no, yes, no.

Mrs GROWLER doesn't like him either.

Anyone else, and I'd probably put up and shut up tbh.
It's going to haunt me for the next 6 weeks this.

[Nick]

Are you a man or a mouse.If Mrs G knows what you think and also thinks he is a tosser then DO NOT GO and tellher why and tell your SiL personally that you don't want to go to the threatre but wish her a nice birthday anyhoo

[GROWLER]

Are you a man or a mouse.If Mrs G knows what you think and also thinks he is a tosser then DO NOT GO and tellher why and tell your SiL personally that you don't want to go to the threatre but wish her a nice birthday anyhoo

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee. 
Should have married her while I had the chance.

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!?

[Darwins Selection]

Failing that have a word with the SIL. Or when you are sitting at dinner, say to him that you have no idea why he insists on continuing this ridiculous behaviour and is he intent on ruining what is shaping up to be a lovely evening.

You can be very sweet sometimes my dear, but that suggestion has a few of the hooks into the real world missing.
 

[Snoopy]

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee. 
Should have married her while I had the chance.

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!?

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party?

[Darwins Selection]

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee. 
Should have married her while I had the chance.

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!?

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party?

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.

[Snoopy]

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee. 
Should have married her while I had the chance.

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!?

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party?

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.

You trying to tell me no-one threw a leg over Condi Rice? 

[Darwins Selection]

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee. 
Should have married her while I had the chance.

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!?

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party?

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.

You trying to tell me no-one threw a leg over Condi Rice? 

There was a warning of black ice this morning, I thought that was her.

[Barman]

  I am listening you know! 

[Nick]

What are you on about?

[Barman]

What are you on about?

You know! 

[GROWLER]

What are you on about?

You know! 

No we don't. We said summat to upset you like?