Quandary. Need help

[Nick]

Paint fumes I spect 

[GROWLER]

Paint fumes I spect 

Yes? Well? Bit of a time lapse here ey?

[Nick]

He is in Cyprus. He is always on the wrong time, lucky bastard

[GROWLER]

As part of a bit of an ongoing peace plan covering potential ear ache, carpets, the path, me kecks, and the broken printer, I'm going now.

Ear muffs and dark glass's will be purchased shortly.

This has indeed been a dark day in the life of GROWLER The Great.

Payback will be a future sweetener to look forward to however.

On a plus note, my luvlee SiL is absolutely delighted at my change of heart, and I've told her I'm doing it, but just for her.
Could be on for a snog now!

[Nick]

Eh?

[Pastis]

An ennobling decision, Growler. 

[GROWLER]

Eh?

'orse food, correct..

Next? 

[GROWLER]

Just been informed that we're all, apparently, going to the bloody Trafford Center' for a meal afterwards. 
Bloody hateful shithole grade A+ * merit distinction.

Almost hoping I come down with the bastard flu now tbh.

[Bar Wench]

 

It will be fine. Just think of the cake you can eat on your return!

 

[GROWLER]

It will be fine. Just think of the cake you can eat on your return!

 

No it WON'T be fine Wenchonio.
I could end up on a bloody murder charge, or at the very least cast out by the whole family. I'm dreading it, and 'compensation' will be sought from Mrs Growler over the coming few weeks after.

[Miss Demeanour]

Think they must have decided if you're in for a penny you're in for a pound 

They are probably aware that this will be the last time you agree to such a test of your endurance skills and are going for maximum impact 

[Uncle Mort]

Or everyone else thinks it's all a good idea and should be fun and they wonder why you're making such a fuss over it all.

[Darwins Selection]

Just been informed that we're all, apparently, going to the bloody Trafford Center' for a meal afterwards. 
Bloody hateful shithole grade A+ * merit distinction.

Almost hoping I come down with the bastard flu now tbh.

Now remember, you like the lady whose birthday is being celebrated.

Go along like a man in control of himself and be nice, despite your feelings now you have no way out.

It is her special day and a bear with a sore ego could spoil it. 

[Snoopy]

I fail to understand which bit of the word NO you all seem incapable of uttering.

[Uncle Mort]

We all understand the word but sometimes 'no' isn't the best option.