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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2008, 08:34:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2008, 05:58:49 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
Quote from: TG on November 24, 2008, 05:08:15 PM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
George at Asda? doh:

George at Asda is the Scouse equivalent of Victoria's Secrets
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2008, 08:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2008, 05:58:49 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
Quote from: TG on November 24, 2008, 05:08:15 PM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
George at Asda? doh:

George at Asda is the Scouse equivalent of Victoria's Secrets
She'll be well impressed with that...  noooo:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2008, 08:48:12 AM »
She might be! I remember Christmas during our year of extreme poverty, one of my presents was nice shampoo and conditioner, I was thrilled!
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2008, 08:49:42 AM »
Every present tells a story. In that case you were being told you looked a mess.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2008, 08:51:46 AM »
I got a balloon for my birthday and got it blown up for Christmas...  sad24:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2008, 08:52:39 AM »
My Mum bought me an electric blanket during the year of poverty to keep warm. Mr Wench wouldn't let me plug it in.  sad24: He also bought me a hotwater bottle for Christmas that year.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2008, 08:58:21 AM »
I got an empty box with the words "Action man Deserter" on it

By 'eck time were 'ard wi' 15 of us living in a carrier bag on the centre island of the M1


We've all had good and bad times FFS  ::)
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2008, 09:04:01 AM »
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2008, 09:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 09:04:01 AM
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead

Tar. We're not all posh you know.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2008, 09:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 09:04:01 AM
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead

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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2008, 09:42:15 AM »
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2008, 09:50:25 AM »
Well?
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2008, 09:58:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:

Paint? Ink? Try Mr Muscle. The carpet is starting to look better now, and the garage door is being replaced in 2 weeks too! happy088
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2008, 09:58:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:

It woke me up!
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2008, 10:00:48 AM »
It involves a high ceiling, a ladder, a slippery floor, bloodied shins, broken furniture and loads of broken glass which I am currently loading into my truck to take to the tip...  noooo:

Luckily LL is at the hairdressers...  scared2:
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