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Offline GROWLER

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Agitation leads to disaster.
« on: November 24, 2008, 12:38:40 PM »
Mrs GROWLER informed me that Mini Moose tried to use the printer last night, and it threw up an error on the screen.
I immediately rremebered that a scrw fell off the shelf recently, and fell down the paper feed slot.
Disconnected it this morning, and promptly turned it upside down and shook it to remove said screw.
Bird brain here though didn't think to take the ink cartridges out first though, did he? noooo:

The mess all over the desk, papers, carpet and chair, not to mention my kecks is going to take some explaining I fear.
Took it outside, and it's dripped all over the hall carpet, and the path now looks like it's had a supertanker disaster on it.

Basically, i'm agitated and in deep shit. whistle:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2008, 12:41:13 PM »
You spend too much time with Nick.  point:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 12:41:34 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:38:40 PM
Mrs GROWLER informed me that Mini Moose tried to use the printer last night, and it threw up an error on the screen.
I immediately rremebered that a scrw fell off the shelf recently, and fell down the paper feed slot.
Disconnected it this morning, and promptly turned it upside down and shook it to remove said screw.
Bird brain here though didn't think to take the ink cartridges out first though, did he? noooo:

The mess all over the desk, papers, carpet and chair, not to mention my kecks is going to take some explaining I fear.
Took it outside, and it's dripped all over the hall carpet, and the path now looks like it's had a supertanker disaster on it.

Basically, i'm agitated and in deep shit. whistle:

Slip in the bit about Peter Pan at the time you tell her, smokescreen like.  whistle:

Printers are the devils tools anyway, cast it out.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 12:43:50 PM »
Be a real man ~ blame the child and buy a new printer (£29.99) in Staples)

The mess was made because she gubbed the printer and you had to carry it out of the house to get rid of it ~ therefore the mess is her fault as well.

Buy yourself a cake whilst you are out getting a printer.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 12:46:45 PM »
Don't think I'll need to tell her tbh DS.
The place looks like a war zone now, and scrubbing it is just making it werser.

Bit nippy for a night in the doghouse too. ::)

Almost past caring now though. what's done is done. The carpets were shite anyway.
Bloody printer STILL not werkin' properly though. Telling me I'm out of black ink when I can hear it sloshing 'round inside the cartridge. confused:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 12:52:12 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 12:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:52:12 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done

No thanks ~ I'll be ordering mine from ASDA ~ to be delivered. It's cheaper, better and less effort.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 12:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:52:12 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done

So pleased to have cheered up you miserable existance. ::)
Fun, in'it? noooo:

Bloody stupid printer is now werkin' with the empty black cartridge. Nice blue print only. Banghead
Bin beckons.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 12:55:40 PM »
Want a cake making lesson?
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 12:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 01:01:24 PM »
Pork pie, with free brain worms
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 01:05:14 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:59:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)

Are we talking ink or toner?

Ink removal: http://www.diynot.com/pages/st/st033.php

Toner removal: http://www.wolfeflooring.com/stain_toner.asp
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 01:05:50 PM »
In a pie?  rubschin:
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 01:19:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 01:05:14 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:59:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)

Are we talking ink or toner?

Ink removal: http://www.diynot.com/pages/st/st033.php

Toner removal: http://www.wolfeflooring.com/stain_toner.asp

Dunno. It's just black ink...everywhere. eeek:
Epson C64 if that helps?

Just found more evidence of my 'mischief' on the kitchen werktop and dining room table cover cloth thing. Bleach now beckons.

No flowers at me funeral thanks.
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Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 01:21:12 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAREFUL WITH THE BLEACH. I HAVE HAD MORE ACCIDENTS WITH BLEACH  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

BE VERY VERY CAREFUL AND DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY AND OPEN WINDOWS TO DISPERSE SMELL TO AVOID QUESTIONING.

I may have to go round there, I can see. The man has a death wish. I can help  angel1
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