Agitation leads to disaster.

[Nick]

No, he takes it off when it's Scorchio and wears a little hat

[Nick]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

[GROWLER]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Why? Did she kill him like? Shit show was it?

[Nick]

She said it was a good, but a bit  inducing when that bloke's eye got sucked out of his head, like.

[Barman]

I sucked the eye out of a fish once... 

[Nick]

For fun? 

[Uncle Mort]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

REAL blood?

[Barman]

For fun? 

No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like... 

[Nick]

Some theatrical sort of blood  

She was wearing pale colours, unfortunately

[Nick]

For fun? 

No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like... 

    

Did it survive, like?

[Barman]

For fun? 

No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like... 

    

Did it survive, like?

Yes, it lived for years afterwards - despite bumping into things... 

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?









And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

[Darwins Selection]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

. . and picked out by the stand-up man. 

[Barman]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

. . and picked out by the stand-up man. 

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

. . and picked out by the stand-up man. 

Indeed