The All New "What mood are you in today?" thread

[GROWLER]

Someone would have to empty it. And in my house, that someone would be me. 

Yup. 'Fraid so Wenchy. Wimmins werk.

When we used to go caravanning....bnefore the GROWLERS jnr. got 'bored' like  , I used to show them how to empty and clean the bog so they know for future reference like.
All part of life skills.

[GROWLER]

Not that girls are leakier than boys, just more paticular about their sanitary arrangement.

Growler it sounds blissful and I love the idea of it but I like a toilet. And bog roll. And running water. And a boiler. I could go without showers, heating, a bed, a kettle. But a toilet is something I would struggle to cope without.

http://outdoorsrus.co.uk/vmchk/Portable-Toilets/Kampa-Khazi-Portable-Toilet.html

You can even get one to sit on in the car apparently...mens and wimmins, but don't ask me HOW exactly you 'connect up' like.

[Nick]

Would make cornering a bit tricky 

[GROWLER]

Would make cornering a bit tricky 

I think you'd choose your 'moment' tbh.

I'll have a look on google later, see if I can find it like. Wenchy would like it I'm sure, as it actually does come in a 'tat' catergory.

I do have a liitle bit of sympathy for wimmin, as it is a great deal easier for us geezers.
Point and gush!

[Nick]

Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.

MOODS! 

[GROWLER]

Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.

MOODS! 

Oh I see, we have to stay on topic when it's YOUR thread like?

Bollox to that. Lets talk squirrel shit.

[Nick]

And to think I was going to offer you a piece of my nice Crimbo cake 

[Darwins Selection]

Squirrels are a pest.

I have a remedy for them though.

[Pastis]

Mood:

Was =

Now = 

(see VAT thread)

[Snoopy]

Still in default mode ~ I'll let you know if it changes.

[Nick]

I was moderately  till I went out to my car.

That seagull must have been waiting for me 

[Darwins Selection]

I was moderately  till I went out to my car.

That seagull must have been waiting for me 

Just as effective with seagulls.

[Nick]

And chavs?

[Uncle Mort]

Probably although they have thicker hides.

I'm feeling depressed. 

[Nick]