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Offline tel

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Re: Underwear
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2007, 09:28:22 AM »
Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2007, 10:29:52 AM »
Quote from: tel on June 13, 2007, 09:28:22 AM
Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
Dreadful, an absolute abomination that should be outlawed completely. cussing:






Fresh is the only kind of turkey that should be tolerated in the civilised world. eyes:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 10:37:02 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2007, 10:29:52 AM
Quote from: tel on June 13, 2007, 09:28:22 AM
Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
Dreadful, an absolute abomination that should be outlawed completely. cussing:






Fresh is the only kind of turkey that should be tolerated in the civilised world. eyes:

Does this perhaps please you more Darwin?
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 10:46:13 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 09:04:58 AM
Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what?  rubschin:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2007, 10:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2007, 10:46:13 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 09:04:58 AM
Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what?  rubschin:


Well ....... If you intended to rob a bank it might make breathing through your mask easier. doh:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2007, 11:26:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2007, 10:46:13 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 09:04:58 AM
Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what?  rubschin:

If you really don't know what I am refering too then it has clearly been too long and I'm not about to refresh your memory for fear of what it might to do your mental state and what Mrs Barman might do to me.  eeek:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2007, 11:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 12, 2007, 05:50:46 PM
Wench ~ You and I have discussed underwear in another place only that time it was mine that was the subject of derision.
Anyway Mrs Snoopy swears by Tesco Knickers. I try to buy her "nicer" things but she says that is for my gratification only and she is damned if she is going to get into it all only to have it removed withing minutes.
As for me I'm a firm (no pun intended Honest!) believer in feeling and looking good from the skin out does wonders for a girl's confidence.
Unfortunately as I'm rapidly approaching 60 years of age and my waist is now obscuring my feet (and other things) from my view I'm probably better off with a hot meal. BUT I can dream.  cloud9:
M&S are over-rated and over-priced. Victoria's Secrets have some really lovely stuff for the ladies but are I grant a bit pricey.
What I do NOT like are the items available via the net by Googling Lingerie ~ Too tarty by far.
Pretty is my preference and black only for funerals. Never ever tights (Panty Hose to our American Friends).
Stockings with suspenders now that is what makes a real woman, although Hold-ups are OK but Mrs S says they cut off the blood supply!
I recently discovered (don't ask how) that the Yanks call stockings "Thigh Highs" ... How Naff is that????  noooo:

Too much information, though I look forward to meeting Mrs Snoopy! eeek:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2007, 11:45:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 12, 2007, 07:51:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 12, 2007, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 12, 2007, 07:40:23 PM
Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.




AND that is my 1000th POST  cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K!  drumroll:

PTMS  cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant  cloud9:
Pointy high heel things  cloud9:
Socks  sick2:



Sorry I have a "thing" about white ankle socks and high heels. When I was a teen ('bout 1960/61) it was the fashion for girls to wear them with stockings and suspenders. Look at any old movies of "Jive dancing" and you'll see what I mean. Such things stay with a man for life ~especially as she kept the stockings, suspenders and socks on that first time .... nothing else just those.  eyes:

Also too much information!
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2007, 11:47:39 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 11:26:40 AM
. .  it has clearly been too long . .

Those were the days!

Sadly long=gone. sad32:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2007, 12:11:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2007, 11:47:39 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 11:26:40 AM
. .  it has clearly been too long . .

Those were the days!

Sadly long=gone. sad32:
It?s the colder weather ? I blame global warming.  noooo:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2007, 11:20:12 AM »
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2007, 11:31:50 AM »
She should have taken her i-pod right off, not just tucked the earphones in her knickers.

What is it with that "I've just let one go" stance that these floozies adopt?

Is it just another modern perversion with which I am unfamiliar? redface:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2007, 11:36:03 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2007, 11:31:50 AM
She should have taken her i-pod right off, not just tucked the earphones in her knickers.

What is it with that "I've just let one go" stance that these floozies adopt?

Is it just another modern perversion with which I am unfamiliar? redface:
She's just about to strip-off and show the photographer your most intimate parts... I think I'd fart too to be honest...  noooo:
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2007, 09:44:00 PM »
This post is a load of pants!
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2007, 11:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2007, 11:36:03 AM
She's just about to strip-off and show the photographer your most intimate parts... I think I'd fart too to be honest...  noooo:
My most intimate parts. eeek:

I think not. I am most careful to keep my hands on mine at all times, so to speak.

In fact, these days, one hand is enough. cry:
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