We should have more holidays

[Snoopy]

[Snoopy]

For those who don't understand a simple guide to Thanksgiving

[Darwins Selection]

Aren't your kids home in the holidays...?

[Uncle Mort]

He wouldn't mind although I think Nick would prefer less rather than more. 

[Snoopy]

Aren't your kids home in the holidays...?

True but I would get to wear a funny hat and carry a gun and stuff ~ bit like August 12th really but later in the year like.

[Darwins Selection]

Aren't your kids home in the holidays...?

True but I would get to wear a funny hat and carry a gun and stuff ~ bit like August 12th really but later in the year like.

What about Lodge meetings?

[Snoopy]

Aren't your kids home in the holidays...?

True but I would get to wear a funny hat and carry a gun and stuff ~ bit like August 12th really but later in the year like.

What about Lodge meetings?

  I don't go to them anymore

[Nick]

Meet the inventor of the alphabetical Bank Holiday 

[Snoopy]

Meet the inventor of the alphabetical Bank Holiday 

A? B? H?

Doesn't that stand for Actual Bodily Harm?

[Nick]

52 weeks in the year, 26 letters in the alphabet.

Everyone gets two Bank Holidays a year allocated by initial letter of surname. Families all get the same days off and the roads aren't full of cars with labradors and angry people with thermos flasks

[Darwins Selection]

Meet the inventor of the alphabetical Bank Holiday 

Spaghetti every day?

[Snoopy]

52 weeks in the year, 26 letters in the alphabet.

Everyone gets two Bank Holidays a year allocated by initial letter of surname. Families all get the same days off and the roads aren't full of cars with labradors and angry people with thermos flasks

Hang on ~ we get something like 8 Bank Hols a year now ~ I don't want to miss out on 6.

  I suppose hyphenated names would be useful in those circs.

[Nick]

I mean 2 extra ones 

[Barman]

They have thet here - name days although it is on Christian name... and the name of the church in the village too...

[Nick]

They stole my idea?