Just installed me new printer

[GROWLER]

http://www.grace.co.uk/product_details/EPSONSX200.htm

It's bloody marvelous too!
Not quite big enough to sit on to photocopy me arse like though.

50 quid from a mate of mine, brand new still in the box, and before you jump to the totally incorrect conclusion, ( I'm a mind reader too you know)  NO, it isn't a 'knock off'

[Barman]

Should've got an HP... 

[GROWLER]

Should've got an HP... 

Oh. Right.

I didn't have much choice tbh., but it certainly does much more than my old Epson C64, and about a zillion mph quicker too. I'm happy.

Ignorance can be so blissful sometimes you know.

[Barman]

Should've got an HP... 

Oh. Right.

I didn't have much choice tbh., but it certainly does much more than my old Epson C64, and about a zillion mph quicker too. I'm happy.

Ignorance can be so blissful sometimes you know.

Print out some of those mucky photos now... 

[GROWLER]

Wonder if I can get the C64 mended like. It would be such a shame to bin it, just because I dropped a screw in it and then shook it like.

[Barman]

Wonder if I can get the C64 mended like. It would be such a shame to bin it, just because I dropped a screw in it and then shook it like.

I'd imagine it would cost more than a new one...

[Darwins Selection]

Wonder if I can get the C64 mended like. It would be such a shame to bin it, just because I dropped a screw in it and then shook it like.

I'd imagine it would cost more than a new one...

You must be thinking of another sort of screw.

The kind he dropped are quite cheap you know.

[Bar Wench]

We buy dodgy cheap printers and then replace them when the ink runs out.  It is cheaper. 

[Snoopy]

We buy dodgy cheap printers and then replace them when the ink runs out.  It is cheaper. 

Very true ~ so do I. Get a deal on Ink with a free printer thrown in from anyone of several dozen companies on the internet. When I run out of ink I look for another deal.

[Darwins Selection]

Growler needs one without the "Squirt ink on the carpet yes/no" option.

[Barman]

I need a ladder with a "Slide across the floor and nearly kill you Y/N" option... 

[Nick]

And how are the shins? And the floor 

[Barman]

Shins are incredibly sore thanks you... I just put up a curtain and did it on tippy toe rather than using a ladder... that bloody hurt I can tell you...

Floor is still covered with carefully placed furniture - I bought filler yesterday... 

[GROWLER]

And how are the shins? And the floor 

Squirrel shit alert, squirrel shit alert.

Me carpets getting there btw.

[Nick]

You should pop round and sniff my cake.

But don't drive afterwards