Wimpey

[Bar Wench]

They are all kept in different places. Mayo in the fridge door, mustard on the fridge top shelf, ketchup in the cupboard.

[Snoopy]

Alternatively check out the gunge round the nozzle ~ always the giveaway

[Nick]

As the bishop said to the actress 

[Pastis]

This reminds me of an occasion when I bought a bacon sandwich in Bermondsey... don't ask...

"Sauce wiv that, Guv'nor?"

"Mmm, yes please!"

"Red?... Braaaahn?.... or Yellah?

"Ohh! ... Red, please." 

[tel]

What was the course like, like?

Terrible - mixed bag of decent people and scum - twas the unduction day. Nearly kicked towards the end with 2 guys getting stroppy.

12 twelve weeks attendance - CV writing, interview techniques, role playing etc - I am not doing them. Still have to attend for 3 hours a week to look for work using same media etc a s I use at home!

[tel]

They used to have those tomato shaped ketchup containers... and waitress service like... 

Ketchup comes in a sachet - waitress service comes in Polish.

[Barman]

They used to have those tomato shaped ketchup containers... and waitress service like... 

Ketchup comes in a sachet - waitress service comes in Polish.

Polish eh...? 

[Snoopy]

What was the course like, like?

Terrible - mixed bag of decent people and scum - twas the unduction day. Nearly kicked towards the end with 2 guys getting stroppy.

12 twelve weeks attendance - CV writing, interview techniques, role playing etc - I am not doing them. Still have to attend for 3 hours a week to look for work using same media etc a s I use at home!

I got a sick note half way through the course and didn't have to attend anymore. By the time they came after me again I had been reclassified as "permanently disabled"

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive ~ I told him he was a twat and should give up the amateur psychology.

[tel]

They used to have those tomato shaped ketchup containers... and waitress service like... 

Ketchup comes in a sachet - waitress service comes in Polish.

Polish eh...? 

Blonde.

[Barman]

They used to have those tomato shaped ketchup containers... and waitress service like... 

Ketchup comes in a sachet - waitress service comes in Polish.

Polish eh...? 

Blonde.

[tel]

What was the course like, like?

Terrible - mixed bag of decent people and scum - twas the unduction day. Nearly kicked towards the end with 2 guys getting stroppy.

12 twelve weeks attendance - CV writing, interview techniques, role playing etc - I am not doing them. Still have to attend for 3 hours a week to look for work using same media etc a s I use at home!

I got a sick note half way through the course and didn't have to attend anymore. By the time they came after me again I had been reclassified as "permanently disabled"

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive ~ I told him he was a twat and should give up the amateur psychology.

This is all about targets. Jobcentre passes you on to a contracted company who then give you a personal action plan - will it make a difference? Doubt it very much.

[Uncle Mort]

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive.

And you weren't  

[Darwins Selection]

What was the course like, like?

Terrible - mixed bag of decent people and scum - twas the unduction day. Nearly kicked towards the end with 2 guys getting stroppy.

12 twelve weeks attendance - CV writing, interview techniques, role playing etc - I am not doing them. Still have to attend for 3 hours a week to look for work using same media etc a s I use at home!

I got a sick note half way through the course and didn't have to attend anymore. By the time they came after me again I had been reclassified as "permanently disabled"

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive ~ I told him he was a twat and should give up the amateur psychology.

This is all about targets. Jobcentre passes you on to a contracted company who then give you a personal action plan - will it make a difference? Doubt it very much.

This is true, but you must admit the unemployment rate among "Personal Action Planners" is very low.

[Snoopy]

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive.

And you weren't  

No ~ suffering acute pain in the chest following a bypass operation actually.

[Snoopy]

What was the course like, like?

Terrible - mixed bag of decent people and scum - twas the unduction day. Nearly kicked towards the end with 2 guys getting stroppy.

12 twelve weeks attendance - CV writing, interview techniques, role playing etc - I am not doing them. Still have to attend for 3 hours a week to look for work using same media etc a s I use at home!

I got a sick note half way through the course and didn't have to attend anymore. By the time they came after me again I had been reclassified as "permanently disabled"

Had a row with the "instructor" on day one because I sat with my arms folded. He claimed I was being defensive ~ I told him he was a twat and should give up the amateur psychology.

This is all about targets. Jobcentre passes you on to a contracted company who then give you a personal action plan - will it make a difference? Doubt it very much.

This is true, but you must admit the unemployment rate among "Personal Action Planners" is very low.

Absolutely ~ when this barmey scheme first started the company I worked for had two of us investigate whether we could make money out of it by setting up a "Training Agency". We concluded yes but the board decided to take over another company instead.