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Quote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 05:15:28 PMQuote from: Pastis on August 20, 2010, 05:09:13 PMQuote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 04:57:21 PMFor Wimbledon I gather that the "Top" Players pay thousands for a house with parking.This would not apply to the Olympics as for security and drug testing reasons the particpants are obliged to pretend to be amateurs and all stay in the accommodation provided so you need to find tenants with impeccable references. Employ a reliable maid/housekeeper to look after both them and the property and advertise for rich Yanks or similar. Best to avoid Arabs as they tend to trash the accommodation.Yep. With you all the way on that. I'm thinking rich Yanks (English imperative to understand the contract) who want to spend a few weeks in London and "enjoy" the experience. Off road secure parking if they want to hire a car; public transport if they don't. Housekeeper / cleaner available to keep a check on the state of the place I've actually done a quick web search and there are peeps up and running with this already Might have to build a quick website for marketing ... And stand by for dumb questions like "What part of London is Scotland in?", "Can we see Stone Henge from your place?" and of course "Will the Queen be there?" Yes, that had occurred to me. I'll need to set up a list of FAQ along the lines of Yahoo Answers.
Quote from: Pastis on August 20, 2010, 05:09:13 PMQuote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 04:57:21 PMFor Wimbledon I gather that the "Top" Players pay thousands for a house with parking.This would not apply to the Olympics as for security and drug testing reasons the particpants are obliged to pretend to be amateurs and all stay in the accommodation provided so you need to find tenants with impeccable references. Employ a reliable maid/housekeeper to look after both them and the property and advertise for rich Yanks or similar. Best to avoid Arabs as they tend to trash the accommodation.Yep. With you all the way on that. I'm thinking rich Yanks (English imperative to understand the contract) who want to spend a few weeks in London and "enjoy" the experience. Off road secure parking if they want to hire a car; public transport if they don't. Housekeeper / cleaner available to keep a check on the state of the place I've actually done a quick web search and there are peeps up and running with this already Might have to build a quick website for marketing ... And stand by for dumb questions like "What part of London is Scotland in?", "Can we see Stone Henge from your place?" and of course "Will the Queen be there?"
Quote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 04:57:21 PMFor Wimbledon I gather that the "Top" Players pay thousands for a house with parking.This would not apply to the Olympics as for security and drug testing reasons the particpants are obliged to pretend to be amateurs and all stay in the accommodation provided so you need to find tenants with impeccable references. Employ a reliable maid/housekeeper to look after both them and the property and advertise for rich Yanks or similar. Best to avoid Arabs as they tend to trash the accommodation.Yep. With you all the way on that. I'm thinking rich Yanks (English imperative to understand the contract) who want to spend a few weeks in London and "enjoy" the experience. Off road secure parking if they want to hire a car; public transport if they don't. Housekeeper / cleaner available to keep a check on the state of the place I've actually done a quick web search and there are peeps up and running with this already Might have to build a quick website for marketing ...
For Wimbledon I gather that the "Top" Players pay thousands for a house with parking.This would not apply to the Olympics as for security and drug testing reasons the particpants are obliged to pretend to be amateurs and all stay in the accommodation provided so you need to find tenants with impeccable references. Employ a reliable maid/housekeeper to look after both them and the property and advertise for rich Yanks or similar. Best to avoid Arabs as they tend to trash the accommodation.
Quote from: Pastis on August 20, 2010, 05:28:49 PMQuote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 05:15:28 PMQuote from: Pastis on August 20, 2010, 05:09:13 PMQuote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 04:57:21 PMFor Wimbledon I gather that the "Top" Players pay thousands for a house with parking.This would not apply to the Olympics as for security and drug testing reasons the particpants are obliged to pretend to be amateurs and all stay in the accommodation provided so you need to find tenants with impeccable references. Employ a reliable maid/housekeeper to look after both them and the property and advertise for rich Yanks or similar. Best to avoid Arabs as they tend to trash the accommodation.Yep. With you all the way on that. I'm thinking rich Yanks (English imperative to understand the contract) who want to spend a few weeks in London and "enjoy" the experience. Off road secure parking if they want to hire a car; public transport if they don't. Housekeeper / cleaner available to keep a check on the state of the place I've actually done a quick web search and there are peeps up and running with this already Might have to build a quick website for marketing ... And stand by for dumb questions like "What part of London is Scotland in?", "Can we see Stone Henge from your place?" and of course "Will the Queen be there?" Yes, that had occurred to me. I'll need to set up a list of FAQ along the lines of Yahoo Answers.Dr Nick is your man for daft questions and he has a new stock of apostrophes
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Looks like we have found plenty of torch bearers for the Olympics