Man Flu

[Snoopy]

P'raps Mrs GROWLER does talk a bit of sense then....only I could never admit it to her..... as she says similar to you.  
Strange in'it? I can take on board what you say and see some reasoning, but when Mrs G speaks I simply dismiss it all as Mrs GROWLERshite.

Of course she talks sense but because she is your wife you can't listen to her!  It's the same with kids and parents and wives and husands. Because there isn't the emotional baggage with a friend or stranger you are far more likely to take their advice than someone who actually does love you. Doesn't make sense but what does.

Although, it does sound as Mrs Growler probably does know what she is talking about. If she is already involved in the alternative medical community she is probably far more knowledgable about these things than I am! Not that that will make you listen to her anymore than you already do! 

No she bloody well doesn't, and now you're as good as admitting you don't either!
I'm 'urt...deeply.

I can't take anything that she says seriously.  
Some sort of mental block, and this ultimately leads to problems as I do everything the exact opposite that she recommends, just to annoy her like, usually with high degrees of success.
Probably why I'm such a grumpy git most of the time, as there's a constant battle of wills going on 'ere.

I must be doin' summat right though, cus 2 peoples I met last week swear I'm looking younger every time they meet me, and another one reckoned I was over 10 years younger than I really am!!

That'll be the eyeliner I expect 

[Bar Wench]

Of course I love you!   Weep not dearie!

It probably does have something to do with your health as well. A constant mental battle is rather wearing. Mr Wench will pretty much do anything for a peaceful life. I get my own way 95% of the time however the 5% of the time he does want his own way it is not negotiable and I know that. Also the other 95% of the time he really doesn't give a stuff.

[Snoopy]

You may have noticed that in Nick's absence (where the F is he anyway?) I seem to have the silly hat on today.  

[GROWLER]

You may have noticed that in Nick's absence (where the F is he anyway?) I seem to have the silly hat on today.  

Sleeping off his quite obvious drugs o/d from yesterday.

[Snoopy]

I think he is controlling me from AFar ~ see what I mean.
NIck has somehow got into my mind 

[GROWLER]

I think he is controlling me from AFar ~ see what I mean.
NIck has somehow got into my mind 

Dunno about getting into your mind, but he gets RIGHT on my tits sometimes.....most times...all of the time...nearly.

[Snoopy]

I am fighting him off 

[Nick]

I am listening, you know 

[Snoopy]

Ey Up lad ~ 'ow's tha doin'? 

[GROWLER]

I am listening, you know 

So?
Not saying anything I wouldn't say behind your back you great goaty oaf.

[Barman]

I am listening, you know 

So?
Not saying anything I wouldn't say behind your back you great goaty oaf.

To his face you mean surely...? 

[Snoopy]

I am listening, you know 

So?
Not saying anything I wouldn't say behind your back you great goaty oaf.

To his face you mean surely...? 

Nope ~ I know exactly what he means and it is what he said. 

[Barman]

I am listening, you know 

So?
Not saying anything I wouldn't say behind your back you great goaty oaf.

To his face you mean surely...? 

Nope ~ I know exactly what he means and it is what he said. 

How do you know what he means...? 

[Snoopy]

Because I use exactly the same expression myself.

I also say things like "It was so dark I couldn't see my hand behind my back"

It is called HUMOUR

[Bar Wench]

or senility!