Man Flu

[Darwins Selection]

I once had man flu and drank vast amounts of brandy... I awoke perfectly cured the next day! 

Unfortunately, it has never worked since... 

"It" ? 

I have to watch my words so carefully don't I...? 

That depends on how much you enjoy being a figure of fun. 

[Barman]

I once had man flu and drank vast amounts of brandy... I awoke perfectly cured the next day! 

Unfortunately, it has never worked since... 

"It" ? 

I have to watch my words so carefully don't I...? 

That depends on how much you enjoy being a figure of fun. 

It is my reason for living Darwin... 

[Darwins Selection]

I once had man flu and drank vast amounts of brandy... I awoke perfectly cured the next day! 

Unfortunately, it has never worked since... 

"It" ? 

I have to watch my words so carefully don't I...? 

That depends on how much you enjoy being a figure of fun. 

It is my reason for living Darwin... 

Good man, carry on. 

[GROWLER]

I seemed to have escaped, following my trip to the Lakes a couple of weeks ago.
Had the odd suspicious throat tickle and sneeze, but lobbed some of those Echonase Echuniasey Echanaziey tablets down my neck, and I've been fine ever since.

[Bar Wench]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

[GROWLER]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

[Barman]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

[GROWLER]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

Prefer whiskey meself like. Will that suffice?

[Barman]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

Prefer whiskey meself like. Will that suffice?

A good glug of Ardbeg won't go amiss I'm sure... 

[GROWLER]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

Prefer whiskey meself like. Will that suffice?

A good glug of Ardbeg won't go amiss I'm sure... 

Trouble is, the owld body and giblets don't seem to have the abilty to cope with the copious amounts that they used to do a few years ago.
All night indigestion and  heartburn, and a bangin' 'ed the following day are the penalties of being an owld git it seems....as well as having to get up for several 'gushes' during the night too.

[Darwins Selection]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

Prefer whiskey meself like. Will that suffice?

A good glug of Ardbeg won't go amiss I'm sure... 

Trouble is, the owld body and giblets don't seem to have the abilty to cope with the copious amounts that they used to do a few years ago.
All night indigestion and  heartburn, and a bangin' 'ed the following day are the penalties of being an owld git it seems....as well as having to get up for several 'gushes' during the night too.

You need more practice that's all. 

[Barman]

You've stopped taking them now though haven't you.

Oh yes. Don't want to damage me giblets per your advice.
First sign, scoff 3 over 24 hours. Sorted....so far.

Trouble is, how can you tell if they've worked or not? Man flu may have just decided to bugger off anyway.

You should drink loads of brandy... just in case like... 

Prefer whiskey meself like. Will that suffice?

A good glug of Ardbeg won't go amiss I'm sure... 

Trouble is, the owld body and giblets don't seem to have the abilty to cope with the copious amounts that they used to do a few years ago.
All night indigestion and  heartburn, and a bangin' 'ed the following day are the penalties of being an owld git it seems....as well as having to get up for several 'gushes' during the night too.

You need more practice that's all. 

That's it... and rubber sheets... 

[GROWLER]

Problee seen it already, but it is mighty sad funny:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

[The Moan Ranger]

No noticeable improvement today 

[Snoopy]

  Poor bunny