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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #195 on: December 19, 2008, 02:57:37 PM »
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Aloe Vera.

Aloe Vera is a plant (Cactus type)

That it is claimed has soothing powers
They extract the juice from the leaves and use it for a variety of purposes. In the Kleenex it certainly helps soothe a sore nose caused by too much blowing when you have a cold but then so does vaseline.

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What would I do without the Virtual Ale...watered down... 'ouse ey?
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #196 on: December 19, 2008, 03:01:39 PM »
If you cut one those big leaves the gel just oozes out; works a treat for cooling sunburn  happy088
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #197 on: December 19, 2008, 03:02:42 PM »
Do they also sooth the huge scratch you get on your leg when you walk past them - bastard things?  cussing:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #198 on: December 19, 2008, 03:05:51 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
If you cut one those big leaves the gel just oozes out; works a treat for cooling sunburn  happy088

Can't believe I never knew what they really are. Used to collect cactusisis when I was a nipper too. redface:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #199 on: December 19, 2008, 03:12:17 PM »
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Do they also sooth the huge scratch you get on your leg when you walk past them - bastard things?  cussing:

Nah... it's off to horspickle with you for the infection caused by the spiders web stuff on the spikes  eveilgrin:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #200 on: December 19, 2008, 03:13:19 PM »
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Do they also sooth the huge scratch you get on your leg when you walk past them - bastard things?  cussing:

Nah... it's off to horspickle with you for the infection caused by the spiders web stuff on the spikes  eveilgrin:
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I'll cut the bugger down when I get home then...
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #201 on: December 19, 2008, 03:20:53 PM »
If you do, drain the gel into some jars and you'll have some home grown After Sun Lotion  lol:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #202 on: December 19, 2008, 03:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 03:20:53 PM
If you do, drain the gel into some jars and you'll have some home grown After Sun Lotion  lol:
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This assumes the goats haven't eaten it all by the time I get back of course!  lol:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #203 on: December 19, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »
Well, they'll be very soothed and calmed goats then  lol:

Aloe BM!   Aloe LL!  Eees welcome home, innit!
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #204 on: December 19, 2008, 04:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
Well, they'll be very soothed and calmed goats then  lol:

Aloe BM!   Aloe LL!  Eees welcome home, innit!

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Aloe goats... get out of my pool innit...  evil:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #205 on: December 19, 2008, 07:55:07 PM »
It gets better  - throwing up vast, fast amounts now. I may sleep in the bath to avoid further damage.
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #206 on: December 19, 2008, 08:04:38 PM »
Sounds more like that Neurovirus bastard bug than man flu to me. sick2:

If it is, you'll be back in the ale 'ouse swiggin' copious amounts of Youngs within 48 hours, no problem.
Must look out for that particular brand, seeing as you're always raving about it. Not sure it's available up here in the dark and cold north tbh. rubschin:
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #207 on: December 19, 2008, 08:14:59 PM »
I don't think it's the Norovirus - I haven't got the sh1ts, the chucking is more down to the hacking cough which is gradually tearing my stomch/chest apart.

I have been ordered to bed by Mrs TMR (to be).
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #208 on: December 19, 2008, 08:27:56 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 19, 2008, 08:14:59 PM
I don't think it's the Norovirus - I haven't got the sh1ts, the chucking is more down to the hacking cough which is gradually tearing my stomch/chest apart.

I have been ordered to bed by Mrs TMR (to be).

Well rather that than the bloody flu matey. Bloody GV rollies don't help mind.  noooo: Make me hack like hell sometimes too.
Whatever it is, get yerself sorted pdq. Many pints to be sorted in a few days time. happy088
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #209 on: December 20, 2008, 07:26:52 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 19, 2008, 08:04:38 PM
Sounds more like that Neurovirus bastard bug than man flu to me. sick2:

If it is, you'll be back in the ale 'ouse swiggin' copious amounts of Youngs within 48 hours, no problem.
Must look out for that particular brand, seeing as you're always raving about it. Not sure it's available up here in the dark and cold north tbh. rubschin:
It is too strong to be drunk north of Watford probleee...  whistle:
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