Ceramic Hob

[Darwins Selection]

Job done, unit tested, all clean and lovely, old unit disposed of, genuine charm and amusing banter.
Took him just over an hour, first getting the oven away and clear, then finding the fixings of the old one, but because HE'D DONE IT BEFORE NUMEROUS TIMES, he knew where to look and had the right kit. Out with the old hob, prep'd the work surface and fitted the new, TESTED WITH LECCY THING THAT I DON'T HAVE, and cleaned up.

A handshake and forty notes.   

You seem like the kind of chap who would be interested in a Magic Turnip.

Only £20 for VP regulars.

[Barman]

Job done, unit tested, all clean and lovely, old unit disposed of, genuine charm and amusing banter.
Took him just over an hour, first getting the oven away and clear, then finding the fixings of the old one, but because HE'D DONE IT BEFORE NUMEROUS TIMES, he knew where to look and had the right kit. Out with the old hob, prep'd the work surface and fitted the new, TESTED WITH LECCY THING THAT I DON'T HAVE, and cleaned up.

A handshake and forty notes.   

Forty quid an hour! 

[Snoopy]

Cheap at twice the price.

[Nick]

BM clearly has little experience of proper craftsmen 

[Barman]

BM clearly has little experience of proper craftsmen 

He's a 'sparks'... hardly a craftsman... like wot I am... 

[Nick]

You can't even climb a ladder without falling off

[Uncle Mort]

Took him just over an hour

Probably charges £20 an hour or any part thereof. If it hadn't been for the charm and amusing banter he would have done the job in 55mins.

[Snoopy]

You can't even climb a ladder without falling off

But when he falls he does a double twist with backward somersault before he hits the deck

[Nick]

Oh I have been caught by that one. They always take one hour and five minutes  

[Nick]

You can't even climb a ladder without falling off

But when he falls he does a double twist with backward somersault before he hits the deck

Does he charge extra for aerobatics, do you think?

[Barman]

Took him just over an hour

Probably charges £20 an hour or any part thereof. If it hadn't been for the charm and amusing banter he would have done the job in 55mins.

[Pastis]

Just for comparison, like, take a look at this charge scale for Central London, a franchise of trades...

[Barman]

Drain Jetting - £150 

[Snoopy]

And in Cyprus they just stuff a goat down the drain and pull it through. 

[Pastis]

Drain Jetting - £150 

Eye watering, eh?     Gerrit?