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Re: Cook books
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 03:36:47 PM »
I still think the fat tongued mockney needs a good shoeing...  cussing:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 03:45:21 PM »
I can't stand the fat tongued mockeney - I'd give him a good shoeing given half a chance....  noooo:

He can't help his disability ~ and I expect he puts a non slip mat under his ladder  whistle:

Mind you he can irritate me too.

Well he's really pissed me off now anyway. Some wimmen take what he says as gospel, whereas in reality, most of it's shite, and it's ME that's suffering as a consequence now. cussing:
Bloody cook books....devils words. eveilgrin:

Best pla(i)ce for you my lad is ~ down the chip shop.

I'm not adverse to a bit of home cooking....prefer to do my 'stuff' outdoors mind....but not overly complicated fancy gunge, just straight forward wholesome filling hot and tasty stuff, no frills, basic like.
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 03:47:07 PM »
I can't stand the fat tongued mockeney - I'd give him a good shoeing given half a chance....  noooo:

He can't help his disability ~ and I expect he puts a non slip mat under his ladder  whistle:

Mind you he can irritate me too.

Well he's really pissed me off now anyway. Some wimmen take what he says as gospel, whereas in reality, most of it's shite, and it's ME that's suffering as a consequence now. cussing:
Bloody cook books....devils words. eveilgrin:

Best pla(i)ce for you my lad is ~ down the chip shop.

I'm not adverse to a bit of home cooking....prefer to do my 'stuff' outdoors mind....but not overly complicated fancy gunge, just straight forward wholesome filling hot and tasty stuff, no frills, basic like.
Called 'Buffalo grub' when I cook. All honest, hits the spot, and earthy like. cloud9:



Which part of the cow has he got in his mouth...?  rubschin:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 03:47:27 PM »
The tongue.

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Re: Cook books
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 03:52:16 PM »
Wenchy's right ~ 'cos cows don't have the bit you were thinking of ~ that's Bulls. whistle:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 03:55:05 PM »
Wenchy's right ~ 'cos cows don't have the bit you were thinking of ~ that's Bulls. whistle:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 04:56:31 PM »
Wenchy's right ~ 'cos cows don't have the bit you were thinking of ~ that's Bulls. whistle:
doh:

Just as well BM doesnt have to milk one...  whistle:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 04:58:06 PM »
Wenchy's right ~ 'cos cows don't have the bit you were thinking of ~ that's Bulls. whistle:
doh:

Just as well BM doesnt have to milk one...  whistle:
You can't milk a bull...  noooo:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 04:59:31 PM »
Well ......  redface:

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Re: Cook books
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 05:02:33 PM »
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 05:05:24 PM »
Well ......  redface:
Oh Wenchy!  noooo:

'seasy innit Wenchy ~ just hang on and that old bull he'll jump up and down, up and down, up and down.

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Re: Cook books
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2008, 06:46:29 PM »
Buffalo Turkey escolopes, chips and baked beans tonight.

Youghurt and then Morrinsons finest crimbo CAKE for pudding. cloud9:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2008, 07:01:04 PM »
Buffalo Turkey escolopes, chips and baked beans tonight.

Youghurt and then Morrinsons finest crimbo CAKE for pudding. cloud9:
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This is the wrong thread surely...?  noooo:
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Re: Cook books
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2008, 07:05:23 PM »
Buffalo Turkey escolopes, chips and baked beans tonight.

Youghurt and then Morrinsons finest crimbo CAKE for pudding. cloud9:
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This is the wrong thread surely...?  noooo:

Yes/No. A relevant GROWLER fights back against J.O. post. happy088
My bloody thread anyway, so sod off. Angry9:

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Re: Cook books
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2008, 10:10:04 AM »
Who watched Nigella on the telly last night then eh...?  cloud9:
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