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Reply #15 on:
December 02, 2008, 02:50:09 PM »
I saw a fight today
In the High Street ~ between a cat and a piecost.
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Piecost?
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BARMAN!!!!
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Quote from: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Piecost?
Yep ~ they're about 75 pence at the butchers shop
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It's so sad when a good mod goes bad.
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December 02, 2008, 03:04:07 PM »
I am officially bewildered now
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December 02, 2008, 03:06:28 PM »
What's a pie cost ~ about 75 pence at the local butchers ~ the joke is older than me FFS!
It's like ~ What's a Greek Urn ~ about 3 drachmas an hour
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December 02, 2008, 03:08:38 PM »
Somebody explain it to him please.
My 'ead 'urts.
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December 02, 2008, 03:10:41 PM »
If I understood I would explain. But I don't. So I can't. I am as clueless as Nick is, and it isn't often one can say that!
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December 02, 2008, 03:22:18 PM »
You ask what's a Pie Cost? Then I give you the price of a pie (75pence) you daft pair.
Oh I bloody give up.
NURSE ~ My Medication please.
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December 02, 2008, 03:22:47 PM »
Chores.
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Chores?!?!?
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December 02, 2008, 03:25:51 PM »
Mine's a pint, thanks very much! What's yours?
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All the old'uns coming out now. See I'm not alone.
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