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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 02:50:09 PM »
I saw a fight today  eeek:

In the High Street ~ between a cat and a piecost.
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 02:51:42 PM »
Piecost?
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 02:52:07 PM »
BARMAN!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 02:54:32 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 02:59:39 PM »
Piecost?

Yep ~ they're about 75 pence at the butchers shop  whistle:
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 03:03:11 PM »
It's so sad when a good mod goes bad.  noooo:

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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 03:04:07 PM »
I am officially bewildered now
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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 03:06:28 PM »
What's a pie cost ~ about 75 pence at the local butchers ~ the joke is older than me FFS!

It's like ~ What's a Greek Urn ~ about 3 drachmas an hour  Banghead
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 03:08:38 PM »
Somebody explain it to him please.  sad32: My 'ead 'urts.
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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 03:10:41 PM »
If I understood I would explain. But I don't. So I can't. I am as clueless as Nick is, and it isn't often one can say that!

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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 03:22:18 PM »
You ask what's a Pie Cost? Then I give you the price of a pie (75pence) you daft pair.

Oh I bloody give up.

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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2008, 03:22:47 PM »
 ::)  Chores.
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2008, 03:24:59 PM »
Chores?!?!?  eeek: rubschin: noooo: eeek:

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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2008, 03:25:51 PM »
Mine's a pint, thanks very much! What's yours?
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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2008, 03:26:40 PM »
 point:

All the old'uns coming out now. See I'm not alone.  cloud9:
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