Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars

[Nick]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091223/Conspiracy-theorists-wood-trees-spot-timber-plank-Mars.html

I imagine Uncle will have a sensible opinion.

[Darwins Selection]

"Gigantic Mars bar found on Uranus"

[Nick]

I suppose that was inevitable 

[Darwins Selection]

I suppose that was inevitable 

It must be very upsetting to have a serious and meaningful thread disrupted by inane posts. 

[GROWLER]

I suppose that was inevitable 

It must be very upsetting to have a serious and meaningful thread disrupted by inane posts. 

Quite DS, quite.

[Nick]

So what is it then?

[GROWLER]

So what is it then?

A railway sleeper. Railway maintainance even interfering with the Mars Rover progress now ffs.

Hold on a moment! This is proof that the Americans filmed this entire Mars exploration on Earth. It's a hoax. The piece of wood fell off the ceiling of the movie set. NASA are trying to hope we believe it's an optical illusion.

[Nick]

Glad you cleared that up.

[Snoopy]

Prolly a timber left over from Flash Gordon's Space Ship  

Honestly ~ do we care?

[Nick]

So if a gigantic bar of chocolate (or a railway sleeper) is found on Mars we are meant to say, "Ooh, how interesting. Wonder how that got there then?"

Yes?

[GROWLER]

Glad you cleared that up.

Always here to help.

[Snoopy]

Its a bar of Galaxy   

[Nick]

Is it one of your railway sleepers?




(Growler has a collection)

[Snoopy]

P'raps a piece of the Milky Way

[GROWLER]

So if a gigantic bar of chocolate (or a railway sleeper) is found on Mars we are meant to say, "Ooh, how interesting. Wonder how that got there then?"

Yes?

Correct....unless you have a different theory of course?