Another job for Elf and Safety I fear

[Nick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3531214/Man-dies-after-setting-fire-to-his-incontinence-pants.html

I expect it's more common than is realised.

[Snoopy]

An experiment that should be right up your street Nick. Get an incontinence pad, put it on, you are a smoker so the rest should be easy enough.

Of course they fvcking burn ~ has none of these people ever thrown a disposable nappy onto a bonfire or into a wood burning stove. Nappies (for that is what these are only bigger) are full of chemicals.

[Nick]

You seem to know a lot about them, like

[Snoopy]

After five children I fvcking well should 

[Darwins Selection]

After five children I fvcking well should 

I had you down as a terry towel and safety pin man. 

[Nick]

He is

[Snoopy]

After five children I fvcking well should 

I had you down as a terry towel and safety pin man. 

For first two yes, for next three disposables.