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Offline Barman

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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #195 on: December 18, 2008, 08:54:23 AM »
How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #196 on: December 18, 2008, 08:57:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...?  Shrugs:
Swallowed it?










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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #197 on: December 18, 2008, 08:58:28 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...?  Shrugs:
Swallowed it?










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Wrapped up in condoms like...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #198 on: December 18, 2008, 08:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:58:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...?  Shrugs:
Swallowed it?










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Wrapped up in condoms like...?  rubschin:
I was thinking of 'by mouth' but your suggestion may hold water. .
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #199 on: December 18, 2008, 09:03:22 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:59:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:58:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...?  Shrugs:
Swallowed it?










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Wrapped up in condoms like...?  rubschin:
I was thinking of 'by mouth' but your suggestion may hold water. .
Of course they hold water Darwin...  ::)
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #200 on: December 18, 2008, 09:09:14 AM »
Why in gods name you'd want to take 6 large bottles of pickle to Spain anyway is totally beyond me. ::)
Don't they sell Pickle over there ffs?
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #201 on: December 18, 2008, 10:10:09 AM »
They do but in teeny tiny jars for an ex toritonate rate. Mother Wench's Christmas box contained, gravy granules, dumpling mix, tea bags, marmite and pickle among other ludicrous items.  noooo:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #202 on: December 18, 2008, 10:20:16 AM »
I would have thought one could nip into Gib and buy some from Safeways  whistle:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #203 on: December 18, 2008, 10:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 10:10:09 AM
They do but in teeny tiny jars for an ex toritonate rate. Mother Wench's Christmas box contained, gravy granules, dumpling mix, tea bags, marmite and pickle among other ludicrous items.  noooo:
Don't they have Carrefour or anything there...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #204 on: December 18, 2008, 10:27:07 AM »
Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person? 
 rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #205 on: December 18, 2008, 10:29:17 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person? 
 rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.
He should have got the squeezable version then...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #206 on: December 18, 2008, 10:33:19 AM »
Can you buy common sense then?
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #207 on: December 18, 2008, 10:48:21 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 10:20:16 AM
I would have thought one could nip into Gib and buy some from Safeways  whistle:

You'd think wouldn't you!  noooo:

She refuses to drive there on her own and won't go with any of her friends. And frankly the last thing that Brother Wench and I want to do on our hols is drive down there.  noooo:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #208 on: December 18, 2008, 10:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person? 
 rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.

We can't at this precise moment in time say catergorically that this is the correct story. I am simply being assumptious
Mr Nick has stated that all will be revealed upon his return....presumably to tell us that Mrs Nick was in fact taking 6 large bottles of Branston Pickle as offerings of gifts to Spain. ::)

Hope she doesn't read all this....you know, Nick leaving his laptop lying around and switched on and stuff like!! eeek: scared:

Anyone asks, I'm just a google spider, ok?   whistle:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #209 on: December 19, 2008, 10:44:06 AM »
I am listening you know evil:
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