The Nick Family trip to Spain

[Darwins Selection]

Just 2 days to go ey?

I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too.

Have a piss through the letterbox like... 

I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. 

Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! 

I was too pissed to care tbh.
Not one of my proudest moments though I must say.

He deserved it though tbh. Better and more satisfying than punching his lights out. . .

. . .M'lud. 

[Barman]

Just 2 days to go ey?

I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too.

Have a piss through the letterbox like... 

I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. 

Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! 

I was too pissed to care tbh.
Not one of my proudest moments though I must say.

He deserved it though tbh. Better and more satisfying than punching his lights out. . .

. . .M'lud. 

Did the stain ever come out of the "Welcome" mat Darwin...? 

[GROWLER]

Just warmin' his thread up for him like.

Less than 24 hours to total forum bedlum and counting.

[Barman]

His keyboard will be all gubbed-up with Branston probleee... 

[Nick]

I am listening you know 

[GROWLER]

I am listening you know 

Bollox. There's no bloody escaping him is there.

[Barman]

I am listening you know 

Do they have computers at the detention centre now then...? 

[Nick]

They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here

[Snoopy]

They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here

Then stay there 

You would have Messrs Dance and Elvis as neighbours like 

[Nick]

 

Oh, and good moaning to you!

[GROWLER]

They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here

Common sense prevails then ey? I'm on me way.

[Snoopy]

No postcard yet ~ Post Office on strike in Spain are they?

[Barman]

Oh, and good moaning to you!

Mornin'

[Nick]

No postcard yet ~ Post Office on strike in Spain are they?

ANd no stick of rock either. Until you least expect it 

[Snoopy]

  Suit yourself