The Nick Family trip to Spain

[Barman]

How long does it take to get to the airport?

From Nick's? 'bout 33 minutes I should think.








The AA Route Finder says it's 20.8 miles and estimates the travel time at 36 minutes

Two days then...

[Bar Wench]

So three hours before earliest check in, that is pushing it even my standards of normal travel time x 2 for public transportation buggeration.

[Snoopy]

So three hours before earliest check in, that is pushing it even my standards of normal travel time x 2 for public transportation buggeration.

He could fvcking walk there in time ~ no this is faffing time.

[Barman]

He'd fucked... I win.... 

[Bar Wench]

He'd fucked? Fucked whom?

[Barman]

He'd fucked? Fucked whom?

he'd fucked... I'm bladdered... 

[GROWLER]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.
Alone in a wilderness of apathy.

[Barman]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

[GROWLER]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then.

[Snoopy]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

He tells me that he is taking a laptop and the flat they are staying in has wireless broadband. Did you honestly think we would get rid of him that easily?  

[Barman]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then.

Well.. I'll be off for two weeks but If you miss me that much... 

[Bar Wench]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then.

But someone has to be around to balance out my jollity!

[GROWLER]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then.

Well.. I'll be off for two weeks but If you miss me that much... 

You talk a different kind of shite. Usually paint or digital shite related.
He just talks unfathonably large amounts of 100% pure and unadulterated random shite all of the time, and I can relate to his homely traumas.
Mrs Nick and Mrs GROWLER are twins.

The never ending jewellery search continues into it's 4th consecutive day here.

[GROWLER]

He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week.  

I feel like I've lost a friend.

 

Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then.

But someone has to be around to balance out my jollity!

What? With my boundless and never ending woes and tales of misery and hatred towards most things in life...apart from CAKE and me 'ill, and a few other randomy pleasant things like.

[Barman]

Just keep thinking about cake like...