The Nick Family trip to Spain

[Bar Wench]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

[GROWLER]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

Thank you for that ~ though I have to say I don't actually give a sh*t.

No. It's NICK I spoke to, NOT BM.

[GROWLER]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too!

I really know how to treat the girlies you know.

[Snoopy]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.

[Darwins Selection]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too!

I really know how to treat the girlies you know.

You silver-tongued smoothy. 

[GROWLER]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too!

I really know how to treat the girlies you know.

You silver-tongued smoothy. 

Got a nice warm soft fluffy coat to snuggle up to too....to keep her warm like. 

[Bar Wench]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.

Because when I am there I miss it here.  

What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix.  

[Snoopy]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.

Because when I am there I miss it here.  

What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix.  

Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!

[Darwins Selection]

Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!

= Female 

[Snoopy]

Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!

= Female 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllll. Yes, as it happens.

As an Asian work mate of a friend is reported to have said "The nail, you are hitting her right upon my head"

[Bar Wench]

What can I say. It is all true.  

[Grumpmeister]

I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.

I'll try ringing him again then.

At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'!

His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM.
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.

He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard

He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.

 

I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. 

And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.

Because when I am there I miss it here.  

What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix.  

You could always see about telecommuting. If most of your work is done on a computer then as long as you are able to log in it wouldnt matter where you are.

[Bar Wench]

Not feasible. As I am also the phone monkey.

[Nick]

What is all this shite?

Itīs fucking freezing here!

More on teh Branston Pickle incident another time. But three kilos, in a suitcase 

[GROWLER]

What is all this shite?

Itīs fucking freezing here!

More on teh Branston Pickle incident another time. But three kilos, in a suitcase 

Mrs Nick eventually found the hidden missing gifts after the all night treasure hunt then?