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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #255 on: December 22, 2008, 02:24:57 PM »
3 kilos of Branston
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #256 on: December 22, 2008, 04:51:59 PM »
Probably with the missing handbag, tickets, passports etc.
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #257 on: December 22, 2008, 05:14:07 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #258 on: December 22, 2008, 06:41:51 PM »
First the shoe bomber, and now...

The pickle bomber!
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #259 on: December 22, 2008, 07:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 22, 2008, 06:41:51 PM
First the shoe bomber, and now...

The pickle bomber!
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Be afraid... be very afraid....  scared2:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #260 on: December 22, 2008, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 02:24:57 PM
3 kilos of Branston

You 'kin WHAT!? eeek:
You mean to say ALL that fuss and flapin' around like a half witted demented goose was really ALL about 3 bloody kilos of bloody Branston Pickle? eeek:
Tell me you're 'avin' a laugh....please?  sad32:

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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #261 on: December 22, 2008, 08:16:34 PM »
That's wimmin  shrugs:

Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #262 on: December 22, 2008, 08:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:16:34 PM
That's wimmin  shrugs:

Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
How could you not be able to find them tho...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #263 on: December 22, 2008, 08:41:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:16:34 PM
That's wimmin  shrugs:

Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
How could you not be able to find them tho...?  rubschin:

Probablee stuffed them in with all the other randomy tins of shite in the kitchen cupboard. Good camoflauge that actually. rubschin:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #264 on: December 22, 2008, 08:48:51 PM »
I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule.  noooo:
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #265 on: December 22, 2008, 08:53:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule.  noooo:

What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #266 on: December 22, 2008, 08:58:40 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 22, 2008, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule.  noooo:

What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?

Wrapped up in her pants. It was all very embarrassing
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #267 on: December 22, 2008, 09:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 22, 2008, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule.  noooo:

What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?

Wrapped up in her pants. It was all very embarrassing

Give me strength. ::)

In her PANTS!!!? eeek:

Oh how stupid of us for not thinking of that ey?
First place you'd look for 3 kilos of Branston. ::)
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #268 on: December 22, 2008, 09:24:08 PM »
Enuf of her pants (I have had enuf anyhoo). Fancy a pint?
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Re: The Nick Family trip to Spain
« Reply #269 on: December 22, 2008, 09:44:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2008, 09:24:08 PM
Enuf of her pants (I have had enuf anyhoo). Fancy a pint?

No. Havin' an early...ish night. Feel crap. sick2:
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