I could have told them this

[Snoopy]

With five children (and several failed pregnancies) spread between two wives I think I could have told them this.

Men of higher intelligence tend to produce better quality sperm, UK research suggests.

Then again was it really that intelligent to have so many fvcking children?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7767877.stm

[Barman]

With five children (and several failed pregnancies) spread between two wives I think I could have told them this.

Men of higher intelligence tend to produce better quality sperm, UK research suggests.

Then again was it really that intelligent to have so many fvcking children?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7767877.stm

Ummm... 

[Snoopy]

Investment now for reward later when they will have to look after me? 










I think I would rather kill myself if that was the option.

[Barman]

Ummmmm...