Berek v Nick : the countdown begins

[Berek]

when it kicks off he can hide behind me

[Darwins Selection]

you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide 

Clash of the Titans?

Sounds more like Bat and Ball

[Barman]

Canon and Ball! 

[Berek]

-106

[Nick]

I also smote him

[Nick]

I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle.

[Barman]

I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle.

[smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle.

Had you considered suicide as a preferable alternative?

[Nick]

I have

[Darwins Selection]

I have

What, you are posting from "the other side"?
 

[Berek]

I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle.

I too am suffering from a man cold. I have terrible earache. I reckon we both may need to visit " Stolen Moments " massage parlour on Rawlinson Street.*

















* followed by a visit to "Dirty Dicks " for some clap medicine

[Nick]

I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?

[Berek]

I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?

apparently they insert a ping pong ball..

[Barman]

I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?

apparently they insert a ping pong ball..

Where?

[Berek]

the clock is ticking