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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #90 on: August 21, 2009, 09:46:55 AM »
I wonder if he went private?
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #91 on: August 21, 2009, 10:36:06 AM »
Doctor "I think we should be able to remove that"

Mandy "Oh No! Just change the batteries please"

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2009, 12:39:34 PM »
Nicked from Guido who nicked it from elsewhere:

?How typical of the NHS to identify the only non-malignant part of Mandelson and remove it.?

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #93 on: August 21, 2009, 12:40:17 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
Nicked from Guido who nicked it from elsewhere:

?How typical of the NHS to identify the only non-malignant part of Mandelson and remove it.?



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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2009, 01:36:36 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #95 on: August 23, 2009, 10:08:18 AM »
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Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, reportedly told a TV station that Megrahi's case was "always on the negotiating table" during trade talks, but his spokesman said the comments had been taken out of context.

Business Secretary Lord Mandelson dismissed suggestions of a deal as "offensive".


It says it all when I believe Saif over Mandy.  eeek:
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #96 on: August 23, 2009, 10:10:05 AM »
I'm with Mort!
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #97 on: August 23, 2009, 10:12:19 AM »
Thirded...
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2009, 07:14:47 PM »
I see that Mandy is now the champion of copyright and scourge of the file sharer. Perish the thought that this had anything to do with him schmoozing with David Geffen recently.
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #99 on: September 11, 2009, 11:42:37 AM »
Mandy's comment on the Phoenix directors:

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"These people feathered their own nests and filled their own pockets full of a lot of cash during the course of their time as directors,"

The phrase "Hark at Barker" comes to mind.
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #100 on: September 11, 2009, 11:43:23 AM »
THE MAN IS A CUNT

SORRY
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #101 on: September 11, 2009, 11:46:35 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 11, 2009, 11:42:37 AM
Mandy's comment on the Phoenix directors:

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"These people feathered their own nests and filled their own pockets full of a lot of cash during the course of their time as directors,"

The phrase "Hark at Barker" comes to mind.

There is certainly more than a touch of Kettle and Pot in that. I wonder the man has the brass neck to even comment.
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #102 on: September 11, 2009, 11:49:41 AM »
Job for life
Power
Money
Pensions
Hubris

The day must surely come
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #103 on: September 11, 2009, 11:52:20 AM »
Back to the Rover debacle and 800+ page ensuing report
We, the tax payer, have apparently waited 4 years and paid £16 million to discover that
(i) It was the directors wot dunnit
AND
(ii) The Government are in no way to blame.


Unfvcking believable!  noooo:










Never mind
Gordon is sorry that some boffin, guilty under the laws of the day, of practising homosexual activities, topped himself in 1954.

News for Gordon ~ He wasn't the only one! Are you sorry about them too or just the one who happens to be famous because he was involved with Bletchley Park?
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #104 on: September 11, 2009, 11:56:37 AM »
And who got the ?16 million to find they had nicked ?40 million legally  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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