women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f*****g house knows HOW to change a f*****g light bulb! They don't even know that the f*****g bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f*****g DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the f*****g light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f*****g chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f*****g SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE F*****G LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F****R EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE RUBBISH!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F*****G PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F*****G HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE F*****G TOILET PAPER!!
.....I'm sorry, what was the question
